1st CAESAR SALAD OF THE YEAR

Published by Dr. Carv
October 27, 2024

Start the beat. Guess who’s back. Back again. Julius Caesar is back. Tell a friend. Ba da da da da. Ba da da da da. Ba da da da da. Ba da da daaaaaa. I can’t believe we’re just now getting around to the first one of these but I’m finally feeling good enough ab how we’ve been doing the last few weeks to launch this bad boy. Up like 5 units in the past few weeks. Huge for the brand. DK won’t let me do 6.5 point so I’m stuck here sittin on a 6 point teaser. Shoutout to Indiana, Alabama, LSU and AM, and Kansas. Thank you for doing your jobs.

CARDS +10 @ MIAMI

Tua is back. All you folks who have been stashing Tyreek and Waddle on your fantasy bench might finally get a payoff. But that doesn’t mean they’re gonna blowout a sneaky good team like Arizona. The only thing that could derail this for the cards is if Kyler is too locked in on COD which ngl the new one is sick. Big fan.

TITANS +18 @ DETROIT

Hercules Titans. Such a good movie

Man the titans are bad but 18 is a lot of points and I feel like the lions have to be tired of blowing people out from the past few weeks. I think we’re getting Mason Rudolph today? That makes me feel better than Levis I guess. He probably won’t turn it over as much.

BALTIMORE -2 @ BROWNS

Lamar vs Jameis. Easy decision but I do love Jameis. -2 is light.

PHILLY +8.5 @ CINCY

This is a football game. Whichever team scores the most will win. Whichever team scores the least will have to shut their franchise down and sell all their assets. This is the ultimate loser leaves town game as well as winner gets their season back on track. Bc of that it’s gonna be close. 8.5 is nothing.

CHIEFS -2.5 @ VEGAS

This is a chiefs blowout waiting to happen. Maxx will probably get a couple sacks but the rest of the raiders are so bad. DHop is gonna take chiefs offense back to a high level and they gonna smack da Rrrrrrrraidas.

THERS +18 @ BRONCOS

Come on Bryce Young. You’ve beat Bo Nix before (not really bc I think TJ Finley played that game but Bo was on the team). Hopefully a few weeks of chillin will do our guy well and hopefully Bo Nix will become Bo Pix. A boy can dream. Also they pay the panthers too. 18 points is a loooooot of points.