Lane Liffin’s Favorite song on the new Taylor Swift Album is Karma. Here’s a sample of some of the lyrics of Joey Freshwater’s name ahead of his match against Jealous Jimbo Fisher today. ”You’re talking shit for the hell of it
Addicted to betrayal, but you’re relevant
You’re terrified to look down
‘Cause if you dare, you’ll see the glare
Of everyone you burned just to get there
It’s coming back around…
Spider-boy, king of thieves
Weave your little webs of opacity
My pennies made your crown
Trick me once, trick me twice
Don’t you know that cash ain’t the only price?
It’s coming back around.” And thats exactly the type of toxicity we are dealing to your bookie today. Let’s get this bag.

Week 9 Locks

Oklahoma State +1.5 vs Kansas State (1U)

Oklahoma State is on an absolute tear, covering their last 4 games and Vegas keeps setting them as underdogs. It’s uncertain whether or not KSU’s QB Martinez will or wont be playing but even if he does, he will be banged up at best. Go Pokes

Ohio State -15.5 vs Penn State (2U)

Penn State has a great defense right? Can maybe contain Ohio States high powered offense. Except for the fact that Penn State has played only one Top 30 Offense all year, and that was Michigan, who scored 55 points and averaged 4.5 yards before contact in rushing. Don’t get your hopes up. This is going to be a blood bath.

UCF -1 vs Cincinnati (2U)

UCF at their peak established a 20 game win streak in the AAC and was eventually unseated by, you guessed it, Cincinnati. Bearcats are currently on a 20 game AAC win streak. And are the most penalized team in the country going into the bounce house to face the king of One Game Wonders, Gus Malzahn. Space U taking this one to the moon.

The ALL DAY PARLAY

The board is ripe for the picking today. Let’s get our 4th All Day Parlay of the season as a celebration.

12:00 WVU +7.5 vs TC
3:30 South Carolina ML vs Missouri

7:30 Mich vs Mich State O 55

Payout 5:1

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