DOC’S LOCKS: DIVISIONAL WEEKEND

Published by Dr. Carv
January 21, 2023

In the words of Ed Reed, “I’m hurt dawg, don’t ask me if I’m alright”. Went to a house party last night and also a bar. I broke my one stop rule and I deserve every bit of this hangover. What the haters don’t know though is my hangover cure is undefeated. Chorizo, egg, and cheese sandwich, day old iced coffee, and a 30 minute video of Nikola Jokic passing highlights (verbal gif: Magic Johnson going “hee heeee”( https://youtu.be/n-tL712WgUo) and fake throwing a no look pass). I’ll be right as rain in no time. Got two great nfl games today and a solid slate of college hoops. I love the board today. Juaquin said dominate.

JAGS +9.5 vs CHIEFS

More like the Jacksonville Jackuars. My names literally in their city. Their mascots name is Jack[son] De Ville. I’ll always bet on a fellow Jack. Also Jacksonville is getting 50% of the bets but 73% of the money indicating some sharp action. The chiefs will win this game probably but the Jags will keep it close and perhaps have an opportunity to get a dub. Trevor Lawrence eats at Waffle House. Rick Mahomes puts ketchup on steak. That’s whack. Jags easy.

NEW YORK GIANTS vs PHILLY o48.5

I certainly hope so big tuna. Also the office is set in Pennsylvania. Wow.

Not gonna lie this is probably the weakest pick I’ll ever give out. I don’t have a reason for it other than that there’s just simply too much bama involved so I’m just gonna root for points. Jalen + Smitty + Dickerson. Xavier McKinney + Evan Neal + Landon Collins. Hard to pick against either of these teams. Both pretty likeable too. Danny Whizbang™️ and Jalen are super dynamic. Saquon and Miles Sanders are studs. Devonta Smith is the man. Points points points.

1st EVER “DOC HAD A FEW COORS LITES AND GOT SUCKERED INTO A PLAYER PROP” OF THE DAY

Can’t find any Boston Scott gifs so here’s a reminder of this banger

Boston Scott. Anytime touchdown scorer +330. Lordy.

CBB PLAYS

Arkansas -9.5

Ole Miss is horrible

Georgetown +17.5

I’m a student there people forget

Kansas -7.5

Kansas is gonna be out for blood after losing the other day. Blowout.

Bama -4.5

This is a joke of a line. The Tide is rolling and Mizzou is buns. One team that’s playing better than anyone in the country and one team that’s skidding. BMMMDH. Easy cover.