Every now and then a day comes along that just feels different. The atmosphere has a different weight to it than normal and every move you make feels like it’s done in a pressure cooker. Whether you’re a coach, a player, a fan, every move you make feels like it’s being done under a microscope. You can either have excel with that or you can let it beat you. But as a legend once said “ain’t no pressure when you having fun” – Herb Jones. Let’s have some fun today. Let’s get our jeans and boots on and get in the shower then put on our boots and jeans. Grab a shaker. Sing the fight song. Possibly yell roll tide a little to aggressively at fans of the other team but not aggressively enough to where it’s like a real issue but almost to that point. Then when it’s time to lock in, lock tf in. It’s gameday. Act like.
KANSAS vs IOWA STATE o53.5
The double nickel is rolling again. The Jayhawks are coming off a huge win last week and maybe even get Jalon Daniels back. I know nothing about Iowa state except I think Matt Campbell is their coach still. Doesn’t matter tho. Kansas overs always and forever. Rock Chalk.
USC +3 vs WASHINGTON
Both of these teams have not looked great the past few weeks and dare I say it but Caleb Williams looks just kinda average. Idk. Maybe I’m wrong. He’s gotta have a get right game at some point and it would be good to do that today against a guy people are saying might be better than him. Penix throws a couple bad picks and usc wins 58-51. Weird game.
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ALABAMA -3 vs LSU
I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t shaking while thinking about this game. It just means a lot. And if it means something to you, you can’t sit still. I got my piss hot. I tried to do some advanced scouting for tide last night. I been thinking about this game all day everyday this week. If there’s one thing I’m sure of, it’s that tide will roll. We gettin our get back on cryin kelly today. It’s time for Milroe to string together 4 dominant quarters. It’s time for the defense pitch a shutout. I need a performance like in 2015 vs LSU where Leonard Fournette walked in with the heisman and walked out with 1.5 yards per carry and a big fat L. I wanna see Jaden Daniels do the Mettenberger crawl off the field. Let’s beat these corn dogs senseless for 60 minutes. Tide Will Roll.
XANDERSON PARLAY
We got noted Finebaum caller Mike from Atlanta on the board today. Shoutout him for giving Ders a ticket then backing out on the game then now coming again and giving us a parking pass too. What a legend. For the first time ever I think we will have all parties of the Xanderson in the same spot. History.
DERS: Kansas State +4
Putting our money where our mouth is. We need Texas to lose and why not start now. This seems to be a pretty popular pick, but that’s bc it’s a winner. Turn on some Lil Baby. Cats by 90.
MIKE FROM ATLANTA: PITT +21.5
See logic from above and reapply that here. Florida state can’t keep getting away with playing such a fraudulent schedule. At some point somebody has gotta stand up to em. Why not the panthers? Make Kenny Pickett proud.
DOC: OKLAHOMA STATE +6
Last Bedlam for a while. Oklahoma seems to not care about it at all. Meanwhile Mike Gundy is taking it personal. The pokes are gonna come out with their hair on fire and get up 3 scores to start this game. Oklahoma will claw back but I don’t see them winning Forreal and definitely don’t see them blowing out ok State. Gonna be a heater.