ANOTHER RETURN OF DA CAESAR SALAD TEASER -

I still can’t believe what I seent last night. I’m still not convinced I didn’t die when that snap got messed up and then everything after that was just a figment of my imagination. All I know is that the Tide woke up 11-1 heading to Atlanta to take on da dawgs who had their own struggle win against Haynes King and Georgia tech. I love college football so much. I can’t wait to watch more next weekend. But for now, it’s time for the big boys to play. This is a great day to bet on the nfl bc we got some stinkers out there. Find a way to keep yourself preoccupied w football and not with the impending doom of Monday tmo 😬. It’s ok to have a couple beers in the late window. It’s ok to order Chinese food and lay on the couch with a blanket all day. It’s ok to switch back and forth from nfl to Xbox to nfl again. Nobody is going to stop you or judge you. But just to make yourself start the week on a high note, take a chance on the Caesar salad. It’s quite delicious this week.

FALCONS +8 vs AINTS

Idk that more than 8 points will be scored in this game by either team. I’m confident that this won’t be more than a 1 score game at any point. The only certainty this game has is that it will be weird and Alvin Kamara will have like 25 catches from Derek “Checkdown Charlie” Carr. Falcons kill enough clock and move the ball enough to make this an ugly game.

PITTSBURGH vs CINCY u43

Gross. Back up qb in Cincy vs a starter who should be a back up in Pittsburgh. Two above average defenses as well. Hopefully Mixon has a big game but other than that this one goes under by a lot.

THERS +10 vs TITANS

Maybe Bryce and the panthers will be inspired by DA MILTICKET™️ to not completely suck ass today. Let’s just play a simple, clean game. All you gotta do is outplay Will Levis and we’re good. Just throw it to Adam Thielen 40 times and let Miles Sanders kill some clock. Let Derrick Henry score a touchdown tho.

PATS vs GIANTS o27.5

This is so low. I know he’s not gonna pan out but if Mac Jones can’t contribute to hitting this over he should probably be sent to play for the Birmingham Iron immediately. If Tommy DeVito can just give us like a single touchdown I will be amazed and happy. I will send him a chicken parm from paisanos even. If this doesn’t hit then it’s on sight whenever I see Bill O’Brien next.

BROWNS vs BRONCOS u43.5

Peeee Ewwww. This game stinks. An XFL qb/DTR vs the ghost of Russell Wilson. At least the broncos defense is fun and they have Jerry Jeudy. The Browns have…Miles Garrett and Amari Cooper? I see no way this gets above 43.5 points. I could see it being 10-7 at the half and then 17-14 at the end. Book it.

CHIEFS -2.5 vs RAIDERS

I mean. This seems obvious. Chiefs coming off an L, Raiders stink, all we need is a 3 point win. I think this is the best one we have in the teaser. The raiders are kinda frisky tho so idk.

BONUS: BAMA TD PARLAY

DERRICK HENRY