Had to get these picks out to you live from Madison, Wisconsin. This place rocks I cannot lie. Cheese curds are great. Spotted cow beer is fantastic. Had fried walleye for lunch yesterday, never had that before but it was dank.
They got 2 lakes and their student center is right on the shore of one of them. And that student center also sells beer and then you can just hang out by the water and have some cold snacks. Pretty sick. By the end of the day though that lake will be overflowing with tears of sad badger fans. Then next month that lake will freeze and this place will plunge into a nuclear winter and we’ll all be glad we didn’t go to college in Siberia. There’s also so many Bama fans here. Gonna be a fun game.
BAMA -16.5 vs WISCONSIN
We got Proctor back. We gonna put Booker back at guard and Pritchett out at RT. The OLine will bully wisconsins puny DLine. Smack em around between the tackles and toss some bombs to KLaw and Hollywood. 1st TD MILTICKET ON DA KEEPA. Book it.
MIZZOU -16.5 vs BC
I think Boston college lowkey stinks but they’re being propped up by a win over a really really bad Florida state team. Mizzou should be able to do whatever they want to on offense and their defense is lowkey great. Luther Burden to have a big one today.
OLE MISS -22.5 vs WAKE
This is not enough points. Ole Miss wins this game by 6 touchdowns plus. Dart will have 40 touchdowns by week 6 of the season. Wake also stinks and won’t be able to move the ball on the Rebs. Feeling really good about this one.
THE XANDERSON
We got Coach Paul in the cut this week. The three of us are gonna watch this lay play out the rest of the day but we also not too worried. These are all winners so no reason to stress out. Just let it ride.
DERS: SOUTH CAROLINA +7 vs LSU
Just a vibes play here. LSU looks meh this year and South Carolina just smacked Kentucky around last weekend. Should be a good game so we’re gonna take the home favorite.
COACH: NORTH TEXAS +9.5 vs TEX TECH
North Texas has an explosive offense. 43.5 PPG. Avg 9 yards per pass attempt. Leading receiver is averaging 18 yards per reception. Highest over under of the weekend. And Texas Tech just let Abilene Christian score 51 points and beat them by 1. Score gonna be 70-73. Don’t even need the +9.5. Mean Green Straight Up.
DOC: INDIANA -3 vs UCLA
UCLA stinks and their coach is a real silly goose. My thinking here is that they get crushed by Indiana. Another reason is that UCLA has to go to Baton Rouge next weekend. Bad team in a look ahead spot. Should be a big day for IU.