I’m pretty sure it’s week 4? I would think that’s the case since the Tide is 3-0 and we playing a tough opponent known as BYE this weekend. Our goal as it is every year is to win the bye week. This is a good slate of ball we got today. It’s gonna be a real humdinger of a Saturday. Hopefully you all finished The Perfect Couple last night bc you’re not watching any of it today. What is up with Nicole Kidman’s face and hair? She does not look like the Nicole Kidman from the AMC intro. We want sparkly suit Nicole back! Also was weird seeing the voice of Hard Knocks walking and talking and being a huge stoner. What a show. Back to football. Boots. Jeans. Shower. Boots. Jeans. Coors lites. Let’s have a Satday.
FLORIDA vs MISS ST u58
Do not watch this game. It’s going to be bad. It’s going to make you want to claw your eyes out. Just know they’re not gonna score over 58 and don’t think about it. It’s going to be a disaster. I may have to watch. But don’t watch this.
KANSAS vs WVU o56.5
I currently have a dynasty with both of these teams. For my own mental fortitude I have to assume they’re going to score a lot of points and if it’s anything like the game those points are gonna come from pick sixes. I do really like both offenses tho and both defenses STINK‼️
USC -4.5 vs MICHIGAN
This is the whale play. THE Doc Lock of the weekend and perhaps of the season. USC was able to physically hang with LSU and outlast them in a pretty tight game. Their QB showed poise and their defense is tough. Michigan is horrible and they’re playing Oriji this weekend. That guy stinks. I kinda think usc might blow them out. Time will tell.
UTAH -1 vs OK State
I kinda wish I’d just done the over here bc I like both teams and coaches a lot but also at the same time Utah always plays good defense and Oklahoma State kinda has been playing better defense / Ollie Gordon looks human / sober. I like da Utes to win this win in overtime.
XANDERSON PARLAY
We got T Grizzley in the cut this weekend and the man is taking a big swing. He’s picking Florida State and has vowed to eat dog shit if they lose. Forreal.
T GRIZZ: FSU WINS OR HE EATS POOP
DERS: USC -4.5. We ryde
DOC: USF +16. Verbal meme: USF is Glenn Powell and instead of tornadoes it’s hurricanes and he conquers them and also this time he kisses the girl unlike Twisters man wth that was crazy
