WHATS IN THE BOX???? Lordy. It’s bout 2:30 AM central time which is where I’m at and I’m doing this bad boy live. I still don’t believe what happened to Bama last weekend so I’m not gonna acknowledge it. What I will acknowledge is for my race last weekend I was gonna buy a piece of Alabama athletic wear and I specifically did NOT buy the shirt KDB wore last weekend. I don’t really care what the man wears but that shirt was trash. Ok I’m off my soap box. Tedeschi Trucks tiny desk right now. AND YOU CANT JUST TURN THE PAGE AND LET IT GO how did we lose to Vanderbilt. Ok sorry. We’re on to South Carolina. People forget South Carolina is United States enemy number 1. Look it up. Read a book. Time to really strap on the boots and jeans. Take a shower. Get the jeans and boots on. Let’s go for a ride crimson tide fans.

Ok we’re doing something different this week. Putting the Xanderson first. We gotta hit one of these so I’m doing what I can. Let’s get it. We got a friend of the program here. You all know him and love him.

You know who it is. DDD. Diners drive ins dives donkey donkey daffronio.

DDD: UT vs Fla u57

DERS: LSU +3.5 vs Ole Piss

DOC: TEXAS -15.5 vs OKLAHOMA

Ok now here’s the locks of the week

LOUISVILLE -7 vs UVA

First time doing one of these outside Virginia so I can finally go against UVA football. Thank goodness. L’s up ladies and gentlemen.

DUCKS +3 vs Ohio state

Folks. Ohio state is a team full of transfer traitors with a jabroni of a coach. Ryan Day is the Midwest Mark Richt. He’ll never win a big game and that’s not gonna start against Dan Lanning. Have you seen that man’s tattoo? It’s insane. Ducks fly together baby.

COLORADO +3.5 vs Kansas State

I think Kansas state is trash fr fr. Colorado has kinda found their groove and Travis Hunter is so awesome. Also Shadeur is the man. I think the buffs get a dub here straight up but I’ll take the 3.5 points.

That’s all we got folks. Thanks for coming out.

PS. BAMA -21.5 vs the cocks

I like the boys to bounce back. Throw the ball to Ryan Williams. Do something besides cover 1 robber on defense. Run the football. That should take care of it. Let’s get it done Sensei DeBoer.