DOC’S LOCKS: 3rd SATURDAY IN OCTOBER -

Y’all gonna have to bear with me this AM. I think I just slept for like eleven hours and I’m groggy as hell getting this day started. Last Saturday was an incredible day of cfb and thank goodness bc this Saturday looks like kind of a stinker outside the two big games. But that’s ok bc we’re gonna have a good day regardless. First cfb Saturday wedding of the year too. Gonna be a lotta dudes lookin at they phones while Bruno mars songs are being covered. Shoutout Jack and Mal and remember that Fruin is inevitable.

The fantasy football league walking in this wedding

Also we hit the parlay last weekend. I think that brings us back to even on the year so why not start moving up in the world now. I hope we beat Tennessee so bad today they have to get rid of the state entirely. Hope the passport is up to date Ders.

IU -6.5 vs NEBRASKA

🚬🚬🚬 on this website we respect Coach Cig and we do not respect Fat Rhule and mini Mahomes. The cornhuskers have no idea what’s in store for them in Bloomington today.

BAMA -3 vs UT

I hate Tennessee. I hate Josh Heupel. I hate that orange and the checkerboards. Today we walkin in the General’s house. We blowin it up. And we goin home. This the kinda hate that gets you outta bed in the morning and makes you wanna do bad things. Most importantly I hate Fat Phil. Let’s get this done today. 1-0 every play. RMFT

UGA +218 @ TEXAS

Really just picking the dawgs bc I need someone to show us that Texas isn’t just head and shoulders better than everyone. So bc of dat we playin Widespread Panic all day and rooting for the dawgs from Athens.

THE XANDERSON

1-0 in the last week so we decided to run it back. Ladies and gentlemen, the man the myth the legend.