DOC’S LOX: WEEK 9 -

Hard to believe we’re in week 9 already but I guess we are almost at the end of rocctober now. It is finally almost boots and jeans weather tho so I guess that’s one positive. Not that I wore boots and jeans probably once last year but it’s kinda fun to just think about what if I wore that everyday? How bout Freddie Freeman last night? Brazy. Hope the move was worth it for Chelsea who drug you away from Atlanta. Seems like the walking bets girl is going to prison.

You know it’s bad bc she’s wearing a sweatshirt

I just want y’all to know I would never get you wrapped up in a crypto scam and then leave you holding the bag. Just the kinda guy I am. Bout to go do a little early voting action. Thinking about writing in my wife for president so that we can move into a bigger house and I don’t have to work anymore. And she would do a great job. Could be the move. Aight you’ve waited long enough. Let’s get this bread😈

INDIANA -5.5 vs WASHINGTON

Said it last week and I’ll say it again. Coach Cig is the man. Look him up. He wins. I think this is another blowout win for the Hoosiers even tho they have their backup qb this week. also Washington is trash. DeBoer was smart to leave. I’m coping.

BAMA -16 vs MIZZOU

Man. I don’t know what else to do so I’m just going to keep throwing money at this problem and hope it gets better. Maybe this is the week we figure it out again after we had it figured out for 3 total games earlier in the year (WKU, USF 2nd half, Wisconsin, UGA 1st half). Aside from those game portions we’ve looked like the three blind mice running around. So I guess fingies crossed.

LSU vs AM o54.5

LSU’s defense is bad but their offense is good. AM spanked somebody in a big game a few weeks ago and I can’t remember who it was perhaps maybe Florida but I can’t remember. They can score the football and so can LSU. I think this is the play here fosho.

KANSAS +9.5 vs KANSAS STATE

This is a loser leaves town game for me vs betting against Kansas state / on Kansas. Eventually something’s gotta give. I feel like I’m on tilt at the roulette table rn but eventually this has to work out. Right? Can’t be red everytime (it literally could be).

THE XANDERSON

We had to ditch Garrett even tho he gave us our first winner of the year bc last week we went 0-3 in the parlay. Tough to do but look at us go 💅🏿. Anderson was saying he didn’t want to do another parlay this week so I had to have the 1st lady step in and set him straight: