Good morning to all and a very happy Saturday friends. Just hit the grocery. Place was a ghost town. Note to self Saturday AM grocery is elite. We gonna watch LeBron highlights and Revenge of the Sith the rest of the morning whilst I whip up these breakfast burritos.
It’s bulking szn (til April then we’re gonna try and cut big time). Days full of college basketball plus some nfl are few and far between. Gotta take advantage of them while they’re here. Might have to find my way to a bar today. Time will tell.
COMMIES mL vs LIONS
I don’t know how much of a shot these fellas got today but I want them to win so bad. Gonna put my money where my mouth is and cross my fingers super hard. Lions have like no db’s so maybe that will help. Gonna need Jayden to just have a huge day today.
CHIEFS -8.5 vs XANS
Love DeMeco but unfortunately the Chiefs are too elite. I don’t see a way for the Xans to win today. There’s no real formula. The chiefs just don’t lose in the playoffs and now they’re all rested and going to be trying. That’s a recipe for disaster for a gritty underdog like Houston. All I’ll say here is “Help Me Lamar/Josh Allen, you’re my only hope”.
SOUTH CAROLINA +7 @ OKLAHOMA
This years South Carolina vs last years South Carolina. A decent team that played nobody in non con and their record is artificially inflated. Oklahoma is trash fr. South Carolina can kinda hoop. I like their coach a lot and Secret Agent Nick Pringle. We taking the cocks.
OLE MISS o70.5 vs MISS STATE
The EBOB (egg bowl of basketball). Possibly the most underwhelming basketball rivalry game in history. I don’t think either of these teams has ever done anything of note in basketball besides Marshall Henderson and Craig Sword iykyk. John Isaac told me ole miss would score this much. Shoutout him.
BAMA +2 @ KENTUCKY
We literally cannot play worse than we did the other day. Idk what else could go wrong for us. Yes Kentucky is good but we’re in a serious bounce back spot. I think we got this today. Gonna need big ones from Sears Nelson and Philon. But we got this. Tide by 90.
Others:
Clemson +3.5
Chattanooga +4.5
Vandy +6
Oregon -2.5
Iowa state +6.5
Bama Kentucky o178.5
Florida -10.5
Kansas -15
USC +1.5
Damn. That’s a lot of games. All I gotta say is: