Football is over which is big sad but guess what. College hoops. Put on some BigXDaPlug and let’s have a day.
Matter of fact in the spirit of basketball all day just hop on SoundCloud and let it ride like it’s AAU days. Bunch of ranked games. IBOB. EBOB. Traveling Chargers vs Supreme Team (I got a men’s league game here in a little. We’re the Traveling Chargers. Supreme Team got this 50 year old named Woody who’s the best mid range shooter I’ve ever seen in my life and he’s my cover. Pray for me). Just a massive day of basketball. Now that we’re past Valentine’s Day and soupy bowl we can let the main thing be the main thing. It’s money making season.
TEXAS AM -7.5 vs ARKANSAS
Arkansas trash. They’ll be better eventually with Cal but for now they suck. Buzz has the Aggies playing well and they should win this game by double digits especially at home.
VANDY +13.5 vs UT
Vandy is a lot better than their record shows they are. The same could be said about the SEC and its 84-84 record since conference play started. UT also just can’t score the basketball and Vandy can score and play defense. They’re not gonna win, but they’re not gonna get blown out. Anchor Down.
SAMFORD -1.5 vs WOFFORD
Bulldogs vs Terriers. Another legendary rivalry in college basketball. You know we going with Bucky tho. Easy money here. Samford gets their first win in Spartanburg in 14 years today.
TEXAS TECH -8.5 vs OKLAHOMA STATE
Texas Tech will win the big 12 and make the elite 8 at least. Mark it down chucky. Oklahoma state is ass too. This is easy. Burn the boats.
EBOB
OLE MISS -4.5 vs MS STATE
Sorry bulldogs but the Rebs get the best of you today. Ole Miss in the pavilion is a whole different animal. Hardest gym to play in for some reason. Chris Yans is doing a good job in Starkville but he’s too good a guy to win this game. Takes a real POS scumbag to win the EBOB and that’s why Ole Miss hired Chris Beard. They just wanted to find the most horrible person in the sport and hire him. So congrats I guess.
Alright folks that’s all we got for today. Thanks for reading. We’ll catch you ——-
Wait a minute. There’s someone at the door. The power just went out. I can’t see anything.
Task Force 141 in the house. Some real killas around here now. BAMA -1.5, BAMA -10, BAMA -1000000. TIDE BY 90. It’s time to take belt to ass and remind little brother who runs this state.
Mo D hustle plays. Grant Nelson reverse layups. Mark Sears FU 3’s. Herb Jones in the house today let’s make our boy proud. I got a lotta hate in my heart for that cow college East of Montgomery and today I hope we treat Fat Boy Bruce like Makarov at the end of MW3.
