Hows it going? Hows your wallet feeling? Little heavy after how much FREE MONEY WE GAVE YOU LAST WEEK? If yes, congratulations on not being a dummy. If no, then it’s time to quit being a dummy and take your free cookies. All Day Parlay smashed BIG TIME last week and expect nothing different. It’s time for the week 3 CFB Locks. Vegas tightened everything up on us this week, probably because we stole millions of dollars from them so the easy plays are fewer this week, but we’re sniffing out the Quality over Quantity plays. Let’s get it.
(25)Memphis PK vs SMU
3:30 ESPN2
You wanna know why this is such a huge lock? Vegas already told us the winner. On the book they had Memphis -110 PK and Memphis -120 ML…. Just think about that for a second. Vegas knows that Memphis is going to win so jump on this glitch in the matrix.
Texas Tech ML +120 vs Kansas St AND O63.5
3:30 FS1
Texas Tech almost scored 64 points by themselves last game and nearly beat Texas. Talk about a hangover, Kansas St is going to be nursing Body Armor and ibuprofen walking into this game. Texas Tech will run wild on the Kansas State defense. Wildcats will be able to score too but no chance they can keep up. *waves finger guns* Wreck Em.
Texas -11.5 vs TCU
12:00 FOX
Big rebound game for Texas. Texas will prove to us that they are still, in fact, not back yet. But it will not be this weekend. Longhorns have a good football team and this line is deflated because of their scare from an air raid offense last weekend, with little preparation. Texas by 17.
South Carolina +17.5 vs Florida
12:00 ESPN
Will Muschamp Hates Florida? Will Muschamp HATES Florida. Look back at the records, South Carolina plays hard against Florida. Every year, covering the spread 3/4 past years, the one exception was last year in the rain. Will Muschamp hates Florida. That’s all you need to know.
ALL DAY PARLAY
12:00 Baylor ML vs West Virginia (ABC)
3:30 Boston College +7.5 1H vs North Carolina (ABC)
6:00 Navy ML vs Air Force (CBSSN)
Payout 3.7:1
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