To go along with Coach Paul i figured I’d go ahead and add the best bet possible to everyone’s card for tomorrow. I mean seriously. How does this lose? Ever? These teasers sure are easy money. Lord forgive me but it’s time to go back to the old me. 27 Hail Marys and 14 Our Fathers.
SOUTH CAROLINA +22.5 vs. Florida
I love me some Coach Boom and Dan Mullen’s wife makes out with the players before the game. That’s just weird. I don’t know that I could name a single player on South Carolina’s team but they’re not gonna lose by more than 22.5 to Florida. Could be tight but this isn’t gonna be our buster (I hope).
TEXAS AM VS MF TIDE, OVER 48
Mac Jones gonna beat this by himself. Kellen Mond hopefully can put up more than 17 this game but I think you can bank on the Tide to do this on their own. If you can find it anywhere, the tide will definitely score a non offensive TD this game and that will help this over happen.
OLÈ MISS +13 VS KENTUCKY
Hard to go against the Lane Train. I think 13 points is just way too many to spot a guy who knows every offensive football play ever called. And Kentucky also isn’t that great. Couldn’t even beat auburn. Super tough scene. Forreal I think Ole Miss’s defense finds a little pride this weekend and can limit Kentucky offensively. Playing Kyle Trask your first game of the season is a great way to garner some overreactions of how bad your defense is and I think Joey Freshwater and the Reb*ls beat this +13.
UGA VS AUBRIN UNDER 50
THESE TEAMS HATE POINTS. THEIR QB’s STINK. Their defenses are actually pretty solid. This under should easily hit in my opinion unless JT Daniels comes out and lights it up which I don’t see happening since he really should’ve only had like 5 days of practice if he just got cleared. That’s a tough ask and future Athens lawyer Stetson Bennett IV kinda sucks so the under should be in play here.
MISS ST VS ARKANSAS UNDER 74.5
Yes Miss St is electric. Yes they will throw for a zillion yards again. But also Arkansas’ offense takes a long time to go nowhere. They’ll chew and chew and chew the clock like cud and they some cows on a hot summer day. Also Arkansas is just terrible so Miss St is gonna have to score realistically 64 points for this to not hit. Cross your fingers.
Spaghetti and meatballs. Let it ride. Let’s get funky.