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Kentucky -4.5 vs Mizzou

Kentucky has its head on its shoulders again and this defense is nasty. Mizzou is still trying to figure out if their a football team or a zoo exhibit after their latest hype video. Mizzou may have gotten a fluke win over LSU but they’re gonna be rusty from having a week off. Kentucky may cover for us just from Defensive Touchdowns alone.

Ole Miss +3.5 vs Auburn

Here’s a list of top 5 reasons why Ole Miss is good at football.

1. Lane Train wants to go fast
2. N/A
3. N/A
4. N/A
5. N/A

And here’s a list of the top 5 reasons why Auburn is good at football

1. N/A
2. N/A
3. N/A
4. N/A
5. N/A

Let’s face it, both of these teams are heaping dumpster fires of disappointment but Ole Miss has some fireworks in their dumpster so it’s a little bit cooler. LIn all honesty, both teams coming off a loss will have a clear headspace going into this game. Lane Kiffin had a clean headspace going into the bama game too and Gus had a clean head against UGA, and one of those games was a much more impressive loss than the others. Go Rebs, and if you sprinkled the moneyline here, I wouldn’t say it’s a bad idea.

Liberty -13.5 vs Southern Miss

These two teams are trending in the complete opposite direction. Southern Miss fired their head football coach at the beginning of the year, and Hugh Freeze has the flames moving with a…. TOP 10 Scoring DEFENCE?!?! HUH?!?!?!

But if we look at the external factors here to, Freeze is from Hattiesburg MS, he’s an alumni of Southern Miss, met his wife there, and played ball there. This man wants and needs to send a message to this team that they passed up by not giving him a head coaching spot and making him drop all the way to Liberty. Flame On.

ALL DAY PARLAY

Chicks dig the long ball.