WE BACK. This thang hittin different this weekend. With this being the last day of the regular season, I have decided I will be winning all of my bets. There will be no further questions thank you. Shake off the Friday night rust. Toss on some Red Hot Chili Peppers. Grab yourself a bizkit and a 30 rack. Let’s just have a day fellas (and girls but let’s be honest no girls read this website).
1. BAMA (-11) VS FLURDA (8 PM)
BLOWOUT. TIDE WINS THIS ONE BY A HUNDRED. But if they don’t win by that much they at least win by 11+. Mac. Devonta. Najee. Das all you need to know boss. Gator bait. Chomp chomp. Miss me with that. Tide by 90.
2. BUFFALO BILLS (+1) VS BRONCOS
NFL on a satday? Unheard of. Gotta bet on this very rare instance. The bills rock they’ve got a great defense and they have Josh Allen. The Broncos have *checks notes* Jerry Jeudy and a bunch of nobodies. Bills easily cover +1.
3. ARIZONA STATE (-1) VS OREGON STATE
You gonna bet on a beaver? No. Enough said. Arizona state -1 easy.
4. NOTRE DAME (+16.5) VS CLEMPSON
I lowkey think Notre Dame wins this game straight up. Not like forreal forreal but like super lightweight lowkey think they win. Also 16.5 points is just very high. I like this pick a lot and I also like Notre Dame at 10.5 too. Ian Book is cheeks but their defense is no joke. Having TLaw back won’t really make this that different of a game from the first matchup. Think this game should be a pick em so let’s take the 2.5 touchdown advantage we’ve got here.
5. OHIO STATE (-12) VS NORTHWESTERN
Ohio State needs to make a statement here and come out and blow the doors off the fighting Rovell’s to increase their playoff chances. I think they do just that win this by 3 touchdowns plus. Northwestern hasn’t been good since they ruined a Saturday for me and beat Wisconsin a few weeks back. They trash trash now. Buckeyes by 24.
6. ØLË MÏŚŠ (+5) VS LSU
LSU just won the Shoeuper Bowl last weekend. I think they come out flat here and the Lane Train plows ahead. Matt Corral prolly the 3rd best QB in the SEC and he picks apart the LSU secondary today. Elijah Moore not playing won’t matter. They beat this +5 fosho.
Bonus Picks:
Stanford +7
Under 51 Tennessee Texas A&M
Spaghetti and Meatballs. Let’s get funky. Roll Tide. Let’s have a banger of a day
