The Caesar salad teaser has been laid to rest. We haven’t hit that thing in forever I don’t think. So we bout to improvise, adapt, overcome. Get your jeans on. Get your boots on. Take a shower. Put your jeans on. Put your boots on. 2 pair of jeans 2 pair of boots. I think it’s the first day of fall. Louisville ML never in doubt and always fun watching the Gusbus stall out. Let’s get it. Live from the swamp…THE WEEZER TEASER

MICHIGAN STATE +13 VS MIAMI

Just watched Mel Tucker talking to the Spartans and I’m on board. Go Spartans go baby. They got a great offense and we all know what Miami got. D’Eriq King and a bunch of other guys like the receiver who was twins with the guy sitting behind me at the bama Miami game. Never meet your heroes folks.

NOTRE DAME -1 VS PURDUE

All they gotta do is win. Couple rosaries, couple our fathers. Let’s get this communal bread.

USC -2 VS WASHINGTON STATE

Teams always play their best game of the season right after their coach gets fired. Lock this one in. RIP Clay Helton.

MEMPHIS VS MISS STATE UNDER 70

This is a preposterous amount of points. I can’t name an offensive player on either team. Let this puppy ride.

PENN STATE VS URBAIN UNDER 59

James Franklin got one foot out the door and Bo Nix still plays at urburn. Yucky yucky.

LSU -13.5 VS CENTRAL MICHIGAN

I mean? In the words of Jack Harlow “what the hell is this”. LSU gotta win this game and gotta win it by 2 touchdowns. This why college football rocks.

OTHER PLAYS:

Clempson -28 vs GA Tech

Duke Northwestern under 49.5

Aubrin +5.5 (I hate myself but this hittin)

BAMA -9.5 1H (best bet in sports)

Let’s get funky. Roll Tide.