TONY FINAU on fire. We kinda molly whoppin Europe. That’s what zero SEC championships as a continent will get you. DBstraightvibin straightkillin rn. Cantlay is a mercenary. USA USA USA. Lando Norris on pole for tomorrow. Sergio Garcia is a chump. Also we got football today. Interesting that how on a day with all of these sports where all I wanna do is watch golf and football my gf is making me go on a bus to a vineyard. Shoutout to streaming services. Lort.

WISCONSIN -6 VS NOTRE DAME

Kinda sick this game is at an NFL stadium, Solider Field. This bodes well for future NFL MVP Graham Mertz as he quarterbacks his badgers today. Honestly this pick is just the PMT bump. Barry Alvarez on the show yesterday means Wisconsin covers today. It’s not rocket surgery.

TENNESSEE -18.5 VS FLORIDA

The bama hangover gonna be in full effect today. Teams that cover against Alabama almost never cover the next week (source: me). I am also addicted to betting on Joe Milton. Dude is an electric factory. Also as big as an electric factory. VFL. Feels like 98.

BAMA -28.5 1H VS SOUTHERN MISS

Lordy. I bet this every week and it hits every week so we gotta keep it rollin. *gulp*

LIL WEEZY TEASY

Weezer teaser hit last weekend and I’m convinced it’s bc we changed the name so I’m gonna keep changing the name every week. If anyone can rhyme something with teaser or something like that then please gimme your recs.

MARYLAND -7.5 VS KENT STATE

Baby Tua come on dawg. This one shouldn’t be a problem.

CLEMSON -3.5 VS NC STATE

One of these weeks Clemson is gonna wake up and kick the bejesus out of whoever they’re playing and I think that’s today. Sorry Tuffie III.

FLORIDA TENNESSEE UNDER 70

Emory Jones and Joe Milton couldn’t score 70 points in an hour if they were playing against the Montgomery School for the Deaf and Blind. This one cruises under.

ARKANSAS +11.5 VS TEXAS AM

I have never and will never bet on a Jimbo Fisher coached team. Arkansas wins this one straight up imo so sprinkle some ML too.

UNC -7.5 VS GA TECH

Similar to how we’re betting on Tennessee with Florida coming off the bama hangover, we doing the same thing with GA Tech coming off the Clemson hangover.

INDIANA -3 VS WESTERN KENTUCKY

Saw Tyler Childers this week and he gave me the inside scoop on this one. The Hilltoppers have a long hard road to victory this week and they not gonna be able to hang in this one.

Let’s get funky. Spaghetti and meatballs. Roll Tide. Happy Fall.