We’re in the witching hour of the season now. Very sad. Not a ton of foozeball left, but just enough to have something to grasp on to and hope for a better tomorrow. If you’re like me and you feel ~terrible~ right now let’s just get through this day together in one piece and a little wealthier. So get out of bed. Get to the couch. Fire up the Roku TV. Watch “Batista Returns to Monday Night Raw” on YouTube. Order some Chinese food. Throw on some Kodak Black. Get the RedZone rolling. Close your stand goal, it’s the Lord’s day don’t worry about the other two. Bo Picks below (also lol at Florida hahahahaha)
BILLS (-2.5) VS STEELERS
NOBODY CIRCLES THE WAGONS LIKE THE BUFFALO BILLS. The Bills win this game in a blowout. Absolute burial. The Steelers are the worst 11-1 team ever in any sport. Their offense is atrocious. They do not score and especially when they play a good defense like the Bills have. Their defense is solid but they also haven’t played a QB like my mans Josh Allen yet. Max bet Bills -2.5.
FALCONS (+1) VS CHARGERS
Wrong team is favored here. The chargers stink. Falcons defense has actually gotten a lot better and will create problems for Justin Her🅱️ert. The only way I could see this getting away from us is if the chargers pass rush really starts getting after Matt Ryan. If not then Falcons +1 is a lock. Sprinkle a little money line too.
JETS (+14.5) VS SEAHAWKS
This is just a system play. Too many points here even with the jets going on the road. Seattle isn’t 15 points better than anyone in the NFL and I expect the Jets to hang around in this one. Their defense will play better without Dr. Heat stalking the sideline. The offense will be the jets but thankfully the seahawks have the worst pass defense of all time (I think they literally do have the woat statistically). Jets +14.5 here. Lock it in.
TEXANS (-1.5) VS BEARS
Deshaun Watson been ballin lately. The bears look as though they’ve given up this year, which I get because they have an idiot for a coach and a terrible GM. Oh also did you know that the bears passed on Mahomes and Watson and drafted Trubisky instead? Just asking. Deshaun dominates this clown show of a franchise and makes them regret once again that they passed on him. Also all the Texans players apparently do steroids which is sick. Have to bet on them. Sorry big cat. Texans by 100 in this game.
Packers ML (-385), Tampa -7 (-110), Philly +8 (-110). 1 unit to win 3. Hammer this thang if you bad.
Spaghetti and meatballs. Let’s get funky.