At approximately 3:30 ET this afternoon, police arrested Pauly Poppadopolis, the former Poppodoplis’ Pizza Parlor owner that allegedly gave Michael Jordan food poisoning in what used to be thought as his iconic flu game.
Last night in The Last Dance episode 9, we found out that Jordan’s Flu game agains the Utah Jazz was actually due to food poisoning coming from a suspicious pizza. His former trainer and Jordan himself claimed that the pizza gave him violent food poisoning that led to one of the greatest sports moments in history.
After the episode aired, quickly basketball fans took to social media to try and find the Pizza Poisoner. After little research, Twitter found the now closed pizza joint that allegedly served the pizza to Jordan, and pinned the preposterous pie to owner Pauly Pappodopolis.
Salt Lake City Police Patrol showed up to Pappodaplois’s pent house today with a warrant of his arrest for poisoning a phenom. He was said to be found asleep in his bed surrounded by countless Utah Jazz memorabilia and only wearing a pair of light blue and purple underpants.
Popadoplis is currently held in Salt Lake County Prison with a bail at $600,000. So fans, unite in pleasantries as the Pizza Parlor Poisoner, Pauly Poppodoplys, is in Prison and will be prosecuted for his promiscious pepperoni pie.