CAESER SALAD TEASER WEEK 3

September 24, 2023

We had a banner day at the IMR yesterday. Tide rolled and we hit the Atlantic House parlay. So rare really. Last week the CAESER Salad lost but the week before it won so we’re up on the season. The salad I’ve tossed today is as can’t lose as can be. Everyone of these you’re gonna look at and be like. Yep. That’s a winner. We gonna be rich. Let’s get funky.

DOLPHINS +0.5 vs BRONCOS

Scumbag Sean and Mr Unlimited have shown that they don’t mesh. Russ kinda stinks at this point and Sean Payton really stinks and it’s great to see. Also…EXPECT US

PATRIOTS +4 vs JETS

Mac Joooooones. I’m thinking the pats win this outright so +4 should be free. Best defensive coach pro football has ever seen game planning against Zach wilson. Could get ugly.

TITANS +10 vs BROWNS

The browns stink and they just lost their best player. Diddler Deshaun is washed up. Titans give the ball the king 20+ times and he goes for 200. Titans win a close one.

CHIEFS -6 vs BEARS

If the chiefs don’t win this game by more than a touchdown it’ll be one of the largest failures in the history of football. They should have to trade Mahomes to the bears if that happens. But it won’t. Chiefs win by 3 scores.

COWBOYS -6 vs CARDINALS

The cardinals defense is frisky but their offense is terrible. The cowboys defense is elite and their offense is respectable. Throw it to CeeDee and let’s move on. Easy dub for the cowboys today.

STILLERS +9.5 vs RAIDERS

I don’t see the raiders blowing the Steelers out in this Sunday night football mid off that we have tonight. Really just gonna see who can suck less and I think both teams are so inept there may not even be 9.5 points scored.