Gobble Gobble you gambling slobs. I hope your bellies are full of leftovers and your bank accounts are hungry because we’re about to feed them cold hard cash with these locks. Halfway rivalry week is shaping up to be the easiest gambling weekend college football has seen since the Bama vs Notre Dame National Championship Game. We’re starting off on a hot streak this week capitalizing on Thursday and Friday games and we’re riding that wave all the way to the bank. Let’s get it.

OLE MISS -9.5 vs Miss St

Talk about a game that Lane Kiffin is made for. After becoming acquaintance with Leach this past year, Lane Kiffin wants nothing more than to run it up on his new friends and give him an entire years worth of firepower for shit talking. Yes Ole miss defense is bad. But the system is out on how to shut down Leach’s air raid for this year and Ole miss will be able to play at least some defense. Mike Leach has no answers for anything like Lane Kiffin’s offense. Easy Money

BUFFALO -7.5 vs Kent State

First off, damn shame MACtion is moving this game to a saturday. This is the MAC super bowl and should be played on a Wednesday night accordingly. However, these are by far the two best teams in the MAC, but Buffalo is built different. Their running back, Jaret Patterson, is an elite running back and will run gashes through a Kent State defense all. damn. day. Bulls by 13.

MARYLAND +12 vs Indiana

Two big things factoring in here. 1) Prime let down game spot. Indiana hasn’t been this good in my entire lifetime. Meaning they do not know how to avoid a let down game after nearly beating the evil empire Ohio State last week. 2) Maryland has already WON OUTRIGHT TWO GAME AS DOUBLE DIGIT UNDERDOGS. Coach Locksley has this team going in a right direction and make sure and pay attention to the name on the back of the QB jersey. This team is about to be a serious team in the BIG10 in the next few years.

ALL DAY PARLAY

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