Last week; money. This week; money. I had a blast with everyone in the VIP room with me last Saturday night. For those that weren’t there, you know what we did? We balled out with Tiger Woods and his kids because we were that fucking rich. Brett Favre just called me asking if he could party with us this Saturday night so I told him, hold on, let me get me and my buddies rich again and then we will see you in the VIP. So ride with these and lets party with Brett Favre.

BYU -13.5 vs Troy (10:15 ESPN)

Let’s look at what BYU has done already: Beat the shit out of the United State’s Navy. These 28 year old mormons beat the breaks off of freaking US Soldiers. And now you expect them to not win by only 2 TDs against some kids that wanted to play football at Alabama but were only half as good as they needed to be? BYU can get two TDs easy.

Ole Miss +14 vs Florida (12 ESPN)

All aboard the Lane Train. To be honest, Florida is going to win this game. But if there is one thing we have learned, is that week 1 has some weird things happen. You mix that in with a new Lane Kiffin offense that Florida has no film on? Expect this to be a 7 point game going down the line and Florida icing it with a field goal to cash this ticket in. Sorry Sean.

Baylor -17 vs Kansas (7:30 ESPNU)

Don’t even bother watching this game. Kansas lost to Coastal Carolina. This is a team that knows their bad and there’s not a ton of hype left in that locker room. Baylor has a new head coach but this is still the team that was 2 plays away from making it to the CFB Playoff last year. Baylor by 3 TDs.

Miss St +17 vs LSU (3:30 CBS)

This one could be a shocker. I would also expect this to be a back door cover. Similar to the Ole Miss game, LSU has no film on the new Mike Leach air raid at Miss St and week one leads to some sloppy football. LSU is going to win this game by about 10 or 13, but Miss St will find a few busted coverages and get into the end zone.

King Shit All Day Parlay

Florida vs Ole Miss O57 (12 ESPN)

Virginia ML vs Duke (4 ACC Network)

Tennessee ML vs South Carolina (7:30 SEC Network)

Pay off 3.5:1

Ride with these and I’ll see you in the VIP with the Mississippe Gun Slinger Hall of Famer Saturday night. Chicks dig the long ball.