Everyone say it with me please. “I state your name, will never bet on Ryan Tannehill again. Amen”. We got got by him last weekend. On a positive note, Chiefs Bills is the best game I’ve ever watched. I wish they could run it byke today. Josh Allen deserves better than what happened to him v sad. Is Brady retired? Is Schefty washed? Do I have really bad Sunday scaries? The last is a huge yes. Just really thankful I have an afternoon of football ahead to stave the scaries away a little longer. God Bless Football and God Bless The United States of Trap.

THE BORDER COLLIE SPREAD PLAY

BENGALS +7 vs CHIEFS

Back on my bs. I really hate this pick. But I really loved the Chiefs at first so this is a self fade. The haters are furious they don’t know if they fade the fade or fade the original pick and ride. Insane. I think Tyran Matthieu being out really hurts the chiefs defense and the Bengals wideouts are good enough to keep ahead of the the chiefs in man coverage. Only issue is Joe Burrow legit might die if Chris Jones and Frank Clark starting running rampant. That’s why they play the game folks. BUNGLES

THE ROTTWEILER ML PLAY

NINERS +155 ML VS RAMS

I’m boycotting the Rams until they let Terrell Lewis play again and it doesn’t look like that’ll be soon since he’s behind Von Miller. Can’t bet on the Rams because of that BUT wouldn’t anyway because Niners are better. Vegas got it all wrong here. I know this because I reached out to Nick Bosa earlier and he said he heard Sean McVay rigged the election so he’s gonna play extra hard. Rams got guys but Niners got dudes. If you know you know and you’d rather have dudes than guys in your foxhole.