Wassup folks. I hope you all have recovered enough from the game of the millennium last weekend. It’s 7:13 AM and I’m sitting here rewatching the highlights again. Can’t get enough of it. Also trying to get a little fired up rn.
Got a half marathon starting in like an hour 45 so trying to get my mind right and per Michael Scott’s request I’m trying to scarf down a heaping pile of chicken Alfredo. We got kind of a not great day today for cfb but any football is better than no football and it’s just a teaser for the incredible weekend we got coming up next week. Watched the first episode of industry last night. Show is elite. I’m hooked. Anyway. Spaghetti and meatballs. Let’s get funky.
TULANE -17.5 vs UAB
Trent Dilfer is a bad coach and he’s embarrassing UAB this year. Jon Sumrall is the man and he’s got Tulane rolling. The guy just makes you wanna crack a cold one and watch wwe highlights and talk about college football. He’s got his team humming too. UAB gonna get smacked.
OLE MISS vs SCAR o53
Ole Miss offense has gotta play better than they did last week. There’s no way they can play that poorly 2 weeks in a row. Meanwhile Lanorris Sellers has the SCar offense playing really well. I think these teams run it up big time this weekend. Ole Miss also may just hit the over on their own.
BAMA -22.5 vs VANDY
Tide keeps rolling baby. No reason to think the show won’t keep going on. I also think our guys are gonna come out fired up after almost blowing it last weekend. And we’re playing Vandy. Diego Pavia is a good football player but idk about the rest of their squad. If we can just keep our wits about us we walk out with a 4 score plus win.
WASHINGTON -1.5 vs MICHIGAN
This is such a weird line. I’m afraid of getting hustled by the hustler and taking Michigan catching points so I’m gonna not get hustled and I’m gonna take Washington. Can’t scheme a schemer playboy‼️
THE XANDERSON
This week’s parlay is brought to you by bettheguys.ag. We’d like to welcome Boss Rolfe back to the show and in true Boss Rolfe fashion, he’s picked a really weird deep cut game. Also we have not hit one of these yet so the people are saying we’re due.
DERS: UGA -22.5 vs URBHRN
DOC: UT vs ARK o57
BOSS: NEVADA +7 vs SAN JOSE STATE
Time to run