Amigos, I regret to inform you that this is our second to last football day of the season. Don’t take that as a sad thing tho, let it inspire you to live this day up to the fullest. Get some wings, some pizza, some sandwiches, some coors lattes. Some brownies, cookies, popcorn. Whatever makes you happy. Like how I just got canes and we got some buff chicken dip ready to rock for this afternoon. Gonna be a heater. I don’t have much else to say in this intro. A little sleepy and gotta do some hw too before 3 o’clock. But come 3 o’clock I’m gonna be game ready. Make sure you do the same 🦧😈.
RAVENS -4.5 vs CHIEFS
My tik tok has been spamming me with Lamar Jackson hype videos this week. The black hole sun one, the seven nation army one, the roquan smith videos where he’s just saying the most killer things of all time. I’m all in on the ravens. They have the mvp on offense and they have the baddest defense in the league. Meanwhile the chiefs wr’s went off last week. I don’t think those bums can do it again this weekend. I don’t know what else to really say here other than this:
Lamar Jackson:
Really fast and cool, won a Heisman, is best friends with Kodak Black, the truzz trump/why the buddy pregnant/Johnny tweet was hilarious
Patrick Mahomes:
Didn’t win a Heisman, sounds like Kermit the frog, is married to his wife, is best friends with Taylor swift (WTF???)
This an easy decision for the largest non Alabama bet I’ve ever made. Put the purple camp pants on. We ride. TRUZZZZZZ
SAN FRAN vs DETROIT o52.5
We just want points mane. I kinda like both of these teams a lot so I don’t wanna pick a winner. I like JG and I like Kittle. Just two cool guys. We also got Gibbsy Branch and JMo in Detroit. I’m trying to just watch a fun football game and I think Shanny and Ben Johnson will dial sumn up for us. I just watched Alex smith breakdown all this stuff Purdy does and the man is crazy good. I’m excited for this game and I think we gonna have a shootout. Also, we’re gonna bet the sack over in this game for sure just for shigs. Let’s get some points. Let’s have some fun. Honestly yeah we rooting for Detroit. Detroit vs Bmore is what this country needs.