There are few things in life I enjoy more than a Saturday full of college basketball games. College football Saturdays are great don’t get me wrong. But college basketball Saturdays kinda give you the excuse to just do nothing but drink beers and watch cbb with the fellas all day. Usually the weather outside is like terrible and it’s cold so all you wanna do is stay inside. You can get to a bar at lunch time and ease into the day with a sandwich, fries, and a beer and usually there’s a pretty good game on. Well guess what? You don’t actually have to stop doing that all day. Kinda sweet. And to top it all off we got Shane Gillis and 21 Savage on SNL. Bad day to be a cold beer, a can of zyn, or a wife/fiancee/girlfriend of a guy who’s just really excited for Saturday. To top it all off, we gonna hit enough of these picks that you won’t have to pay for anything all day. So yeah, go ahead and order the 16oz instead of 12oz. You deserve it.

BAYLOR+2.5 vs HOUSTON

If there’s one thing we do here it’s pick against Kelvin Sampson. Baylor wins this game outright but we’ll gladly take some points. Bears go dancing.

KANSAS STATE +1 vs BYU

Remember last year when Kansas state had the whole country rapping Lil Baby? That’s was hype. Remember last year when BYU did anything fun? Same. The coolest thing to ever happen to byu was the thing with Zach Wilson and his friends mom. Kansas State off vibes alone today.

SAMFORD -11.5 vs ETSU

Pack the Pete. If you told me I could only bet on one game today this would be it. Bulldogs win this game they win the conference and lockup the one seed for the SoCon tourney. If Bucky gets these guys to the tournament I’m buying gear. ETSU not gonna know what hit them.

OLE MISS -3.5 vs SOUTH CAROLINA

This country faces a new epidemic known as South Carolina basketball. Most overrated team of all time. Somehow the AP keeps ranking them even tho they keep getting pantsed on national television. I am begging for Chris Beard to and the Rebs to beat the cocks.

BAMA UK o175.5

Both of these teams want to race up and down the floor and score a lot of points. Neither of these teams want to play defense. Bama is happy to beat you by 25 but let you score 90 points in a loss. Kentucky will do the same thing. Probably the two best guards in the conference facing off today too between Sears and Dilly Dilly. And we got the CBS crew which is elite college basketball. Hopefully they’ll give us some bangers in their commercial intros. All we can hope for is another “Hate it or Love it” to take us into commercial at some point and probably some Panic mixed in there too. This is gonna be such a fun game.

KANSAS -8.5 vs Texas

Horns down. Rodney Terry is too soft to beat Bill Self. Rock Chalk JAYHAWK.

UConn -11.5 vs Nova

Sorry Villanova but UConn is going to unleash the fury of a thousand suns on you after their loss to creighton the other night. It’s ok though don’t be sad. Death comes for us all. That got really dark sorry. Hopefully Bobby Hurley doesn’t threaten to fight any fans today.

Last but not least

Live from New York it’s Shane Gillis and 21