First weekend with no football since August but guess what, we not missing a beat. Wall to wall college basketball Saturdays are some of the best Saturdays that exist. The only better ones are college football Saturdays, wild card Saturday, divisional round Saturday, and that’s pretty much it so really these are the best Saturdays besides football Saturdays. Also with this being a great cbb Saturday that means we doing a musical list. 1 game every time slot with one banger to describe it. Possibly my favorite type of game previews. We got a wide range today. Let’s get into it 😈
12:00 Eastern Slot: ARKANSAS vs LSU u153
Song of the slot:
Iykyk. Had to do this. Sorry.
2:00 PM Eastern slot: TCU -4.5 vs UT
The hook of the song is hate it or love it the underdogs on top. Tcu is definitely on top here which is kinda rare in this matchup. They’re favored, they’re ranked, and Texas basketball has proven to be some real crybabies as of late. Horns down. Let’s go CyberToad.
4PM EAST SLOT: KANSAS +1 vs HOUSTON
IF YOU SEE ME AND YOU TRYNA SEE WASSUP SKEEYEEE
Just a hype song for a very hype game. I love SEC bball, I love ACC bball, I love college bball, BUT a big Big12 game hits different. Especially when you got the Jayhawks involved. Bill Self is still the best coach in the country in my opinion and Kelvin Sampson does nothing but choke in big games. I love the Jayhawks here. WHEN I HOLLA SKEE YEE THAT MEAN PULL UP‼️🦧😈
6:30 E slot DUKE +4.5 vs UNC
By this time of the day you’re gonna be rockin. As the song says “YOU CAN HEAR, HEAR IT COMIN LIKE A TRAIN OUTTA CONTROL SURELEY LEAVES YOU WONDERING EXACTLY WHERE YOUR TICKET GOES” and who amongst us can say they’ve never been in that spot on a Saturday before. The mountains just keep getting bluer and bluer. You’re cashing bets. Vibes are high. And you’re watching the best rivalry in college hoops. Flipowski has his way with Bacot today and the blue devils keep climbing.
8:30 E KENTUCKY TENNESSEE o159
Honestly not even anything specific. Just put on anything from Sturgill. Tennessee vs Kentucky is definitely his neck of the woods and his music kinda just makes you wanna have a good time. This should be a fun game. Two high scoring teams with lottery picks everywhere. I think UK will win but I just wanna root for points here. Let’s have a great time wit it.
8:30 E BAMA -8.5 vs MS STATE
Go teach the bulldawgs to behave. Let’s have a good one team. In mark sears we trust. Get the memes ready.
Put on a Pac12 game and listen to some dead to round out the day. Conference of champions only has one more season.