This Saturday possibly more than any other Saturday ever, is for the boys. The fiancée is having a Galentine’s Day party. 🤢. Disgusting behavior. Guess what they’re doing? Eating finger sandwiches (pimento cheese, chicken salad, cucumber), blondies, they got like a raspberry tart thing.
Sounds horrible. They must not be aware we have a full day of 🅱️ollege 🅱️oops. Me and the fellas going to a bar. Probably gonna eat some red meat, drink some cold beers, maybe listen to some Motley Crue and watch some round ball. As Sturgill would say, “the most outlaw thing that I ever done was give a good woman a ring that’s the way it goes, life ain’t fair and the world is mean” (bc we just get to watch college hoops all day). Just get me a whiskey diet, some chicken wings, and some underdogs and I’m having a good day being a simple kinda man. Trucks. Cope straight. Smoked meats. Hell yeah brother.
KANSAS -1.5 vs IOWA STATE
I have no rational for this other than that Grady Dick has great hands and that’s a hilarious statement if you just think about it. I also keep betting on Kansas and keep losing and that’s gotta go the other way at some point.
AUBURN vs TENNESSEE u132
If there was a way that both teams could lose and the score was -1 to -2 that would be ideal. Tennessee’s offense is bad and their defense is exceptional. Auburn’s guards are the same ones from last year that wouldn’t give Jabari Smith Jr the ball. Pee Ew this game is a stinker. Aussie aussie aussie, oi oi oi. Put anotha shrimp on the barbie. We goin down under.
SAMFORD -9.5 vs ETSU
A knockdown drag out south eastern mid major game. Let’s freaking go bulldogs. People forget, I played for Bucky and if there’s one thing that man taught me it’s that you don’t bet against him. He’s got a baptist school playing like a bunch of street fighters. Every rotation is just 5 bad bad men. Let’s get it Coach Buck. Shoutout Britton Johnson.
INDIANA -1.5 vs PURDUE
This game is in assembly hall. This is one of the better rivalries in college basketball. Mark Titus has me jacked up for this one. Zach Edey? More like Zach Poopy. He’s just Isaac Haas with dark hair. Come on Hoosiers.
KANSAS STATE +1.5 vs TEXAS
There’s that plus sign baby. Let’s get it wildcats. Mo Bamba, Kevin Durant, Rick Barnes (lol), DJ Augustin not walking through that door. Kansas State’s HC was the assistant at Baylor that some people call the architect of their natty a couple years ago. He made Davion Mitchell a 1st round pick. That’s some good coaching. Texas meanwhile, I don’t really have anything to say about their coach except good job keeping the team together and competitive. Other than that, you probably getting smacked by the wildcats today.
BAMA -11.5 vs LSU
Beat ‘em by 40 last time. Got our stinker out of the way last weekend. What have you done for me lately? Oh you beat Vandy by 57? Oh wow that’s gotta be the biggest win in SEC history. Oh it is? Wow, ya so y’all will probably crush LSU. Ok cool. RTR let’s ride #BMMMDH I hope Will Wade has a terrible day
ST MARYS -3.5 vs GONZAGA
People are saying it’s over for Gonzaga. It’s the Gaels time to shine. They’re taking the WCC by storm. Gonzaga’s got one foot out the door getting ready to bolt for the Big 12 which is whack but whatever. Feel like you should have like 1 championship in your marquee sport before you get to be power 5 but that’s just me. Hopefully Mark Few doesn’t get pulled over driving home from this game. “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM” while he’s got his enormous Doberman Pinschers in the Range Rover with him. Just a preposterous DUI video. Don’t drink and drive kids.