In the words of Ed Reed, “I’m hurt dawg, don’t ask me if I’m alright”. Went to a house party last night and also a bar. I broke my one stop rule and I deserve every bit of this hangover. What the haters don’t know though is my hangover cure is undefeated. Chorizo, egg, and cheese sandwich, day old iced coffee, and a 30 minute video of Nikola Jokic passing highlights (verbal gif: Magic Johnson going “hee heeee”( https://youtu.be/n-tL712WgUo) and fake throwing a no look pass). I’ll be right as rain in no time. Got two great nfl games today and a solid slate of college hoops. I love the board today. Juaquin said dominate.
JAGS +9.5 vs CHIEFS
More like the Jacksonville Jackuars. My names literally in their city. Their mascots name is Jack[son] De Ville. I’ll always bet on a fellow Jack. Also Jacksonville is getting 50% of the bets but 73% of the money indicating some sharp action. The chiefs will win this game probably but the Jags will keep it close and perhaps have an opportunity to get a dub. Trevor Lawrence eats at Waffle House. Rick Mahomes puts ketchup on steak. That’s whack. Jags easy.
NEW YORK GIANTS vs PHILLY o48.5
Not gonna lie this is probably the weakest pick I’ll ever give out. I don’t have a reason for it other than that there’s just simply too much bama involved so I’m just gonna root for points. Jalen + Smitty + Dickerson. Xavier McKinney + Evan Neal + Landon Collins. Hard to pick against either of these teams. Both pretty likeable too. Danny Whizbang™️ and Jalen are super dynamic. Saquon and Miles Sanders are studs. Devonta Smith is the man. Points points points.
1st EVER “DOC HAD A FEW COORS LITES AND GOT SUCKERED INTO A PLAYER PROP” OF THE DAY
Boston Scott. Anytime touchdown scorer +330. Lordy.
CBB PLAYS
Arkansas -9.5
Ole Miss is horrible
Georgetown +17.5
I’m a student there people forget
Kansas -7.5
Kansas is gonna be out for blood after losing the other day. Blowout.
Bama -4.5
This is a joke of a line. The Tide is rolling and Mizzou is buns. One team that’s playing better than anyone in the country and one team that’s skidding. BMMMDH. Easy cover.