DOC’S LOCKS: MM DAY 2

Published by Dr. Carv
March 22, 2024

What a screw job we saw last night or this morning. I’ve never seen such an egregious error. Bill Self was so stressed out his hair piece was about to fall off and then he gets totally bailed out. Achor Achor had an insane dunk, they ran the coolest inbounds play of all time (shoutout the elevator man peej) and then the zebras got a phone call. Insane. Makes you wish you had the luxury to be that bad at your job. We sad but we up but we definitely sad. To cope I’m going to look forward to watching bball again today. Time to lock it in. Back to the drawing board. It’s time to get back to the basics and rely on what got us here. Memes and gifs and zero basketball analysis.

This is the way.

FAU -4 vs NORTHWESTERN

I met Dusty May in the Atlanta airport last year and he was the coolest guy. Also Dusty May is a cool name and FAU is a cool school. Northwestern produces nerds and journalists. Being anti big J I can’t pick northwestern. Go Owls 👌.

UCONN -26.5 vs STETSON

What a move

I bet on UConn a few weeks ago when they were huge favorites on Nova and that worked out. After seeing these high seeds get eliminated yesterday, I think Bobby Hurley is enough of a psychopath to make sure his team gets in the dance and hits the ground running. They are going to waylay Stetson and the Huskies start moving toward their repeat.

NEW MEXICO mL vs CLEMPSON

This is a wolf but also how I feel after the salt like screwjob

New Mexico is the Lobos and I will never be able to pick against them for that reason. Coolest mascot in the country besides Bluefasa the Duquesne mascot. Lobos take down the basketball pizza party and keep the dream alive.

DUKE -12.5 vs VERMONT

Shoutout Steph curry’s mom

This one could end up biting me in the tail but I feel confident Duke is going to play balls to the wall after seeing UK get eliminated yesterday and seeing the same almost happen to KU. Blue Devils are good enough to beat anybody, and I think they show that with a blowout of the Catamounts today.

BAMA -9.5 and o173 SGP vs CHARLESTON

If you don’t see this an immediately say hell yeah idk what to say to you

The college of knowledge doesn’t have the fire power to keep up with the crimson tide that’s getting ready to overtake the Charleston battery and flood the city out. Let the streets of Charleston run red as the Tide destroys everything in its path.

That was an intense way to say I really hope bama can like make some shots and that the team we play today doesn’t go unconscious from the field. Fingers crossed man.

BONUS PICK YALE +13

Revenge of the nerds!!! The Boogs will be so down bad after this loss it’s only karmic that we get a little bit of that dopamine hit.