Back in da lab after an average day of prospecting thanks to Oregon. How you gonna force double overtime and then lose by 20? Like what’s the deal with that??? If they didn’t do that then it would’ve been a good day. I can’t lie I’m a little nervous about today. Yesterday all the favorites won and then at midnight tonight guess what happens.
The biggest favorite of all time Max Verstappen blows up his car and underdog Carlos Sainz wins the race. That’s a part of why I’m a little lost today. But we’ll take some advice from our friend Curtis Jackson this morning “Hate it or love it the underdog’s on top, and I’m gon shine homie until my heart stops”. Let’s get this bread.
RADO +4.5 vs MARQUETTE
This is a classic choke spot for Marquette. Ever since Shaka left VCU he’s kinda always let everyone down in this spot. And their best player is illiterate. Really tough look for the golden eagles. Vander Blue, Jimmy Butler, DWade, and Davante Parker not walking through that door. Sko buffs.
PURDUE -11.5 vs Utah State
If I lose this bet I’ll be so happy. The problem is that until Purdue plays a legit big conference team they’re going to smack everyone bc they can just throw it to that big **** Zach Edey. I hate Purdue but I like hitting bets even tho I’ll be ok to not hit this one so long as the boilermakers lose. If that happens all 17 girls who go to Purdue and Neil Armstrong (who never actually went to the moon) are gonna be so sad.
BAMA -6 & o169 +264
System play. Got my tide hoops hat on. We went nuclear the other night and I reckon we do it again today. Grand Canyon is pretty fun tho but they play kinda slow and even tho nobody has been able to do this this tournament I got faith bama can speed up a slow team today. Also we don’t play defense so this over is a lock.
UConn -14 vs Northwestern
Yeah this is gonna be ugly. UConn is the best team in this tournament and they showed it the other night by covering 26. Northwestern is a mediocre team and UConn should expose that tonight. Huskies on top fosho.
AM +9.5 vs HOUSTON
I kinda like the Aggies to keep this close. They guard really well and they have a good offensive system that lets them slow the game down and score strategically. I don’t think they’re gonna win but I think they can muck this game up enough while also playing at a glacial pace which Houston is happy to do as well. Even tho it’s a cult and Buzz is kind of a weird guy, we gotta root on the aggs.
YALE +5.5 vs SDSU
Is Yale the best team in the country? I don’t know but I love them. No reason to stop betting them now. Also SDSU was lucky to escape UAB, and Yale dominated overrated Auburn and fat boy Bruce. Glad Johnni Broome’s “loser” tattoo finally got to be true. Also Nate Oats is buds with the Yale coach AND San Diego state knocked the tide out last year. Yale is really turning into our greatest avenger. They’re calling it the Alabama of the north. Skull and Bones 🤝 the machine. Roll Bulldogs.