Damn. This really week 12. Quite a bummer. It kinda really hasn’t been the most fun football season of my life because alabama has been not great. I did start grad school and get engaged so I guess it’s been a life changing fall but it would’ve been sick if Traeshon Holden didn’t have flippers for hands. We still got a 13% chance at the playoff tho. But anyway. Most importantly, Tide must roll today. More on that later.
MICHIGAN +8.5 vs OSU
Gotta ride wit my boy Jimmy H today. CJ Stroud is an above average qb but Michigan has a very very good defense. Ohio State gets their 5ish points for being at home and 2 points for being Ohio State and this game is really a +1.5 point spread. I think the wolverines get it done and win their second the “The Game” in a row.
SOUTH CAROLINA +14.5 vs CLEMPZIN
I hate clemson and I hate Dabo. South Carolina does too. I think they’re hatred combined with they got a great coach and a quarterback who probably had the greatest individual performance of the season last weekend and a good defense will help them at least not get beat by more than 2 tuddies. Go Cocks #ripwood
ALABAMA -22.5 vs ******
*drop the world by eminem and lil Wayne starts playing but instead of any of the other words it just says “I got hate in my heart” over and over and over again*. Forreal. I can’t even put it into words how much I want us to crush these bastards. As Coach says it’s close to the feeling of 10,000 suns oozing from your body. They suck so bad they couldn’t even double Kiffin’s salary to go there bc his family hates auburn so much, shout-out Knox. It’s a cow college. It’s a shit hole. I hope Cadillac just quits. This man who loves auburn more than anything else on the planet, I want this game to get so out of hand he just puts his hands up and quits. I want us to do what Daemon did to the sea snake’s brother to them. TL;DR auburn is panties (shoutout phil) and Tide will cover.
NOTRE DAME mL vs USC
This pick is powered by pure hopium. Fingers crossed lads. (Also Notre dame is on a hot streak and usc just had a very emotional win last weekend crazier things have happened)
HATRED FUELED PARLAY
OKLAHOMA STATE -6.5 vs WVU
Weird rivalry week game but WVU is terrible
UGA -36.5 vs GA Tech
Early morning kick so UGA should be in bed with they choccy milk and a 70 point win by 8PM
KANSAS vs KANSAS ST o 62.5
Long live the double nickel