DOC’S LOCKS: ROUND OF 32

Published by Dr. Carv
March 18, 2023

Adios Purdue. Adios Arizona. Adios UVA. Adios Mempis. Moment of silence for our fallen.

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Round of applause for those still alive (except auburn). The first two days of this tournament have been wild and I’m not going to lie I have no read on how these games are gonna go today. I cleaned up conference tournaments this year but so far my bracket is horrible and I think I’m like 3&12 on bets in the tournament. Not good. But the best time to tail someone is when they’re ice cold which is me rn. I’m doing the thing from anchorman rn where he calls the news team back together. I’m assembling the Justice league avengers (I am Superman/captain America/Ironman) to help me out today. We be in the lab cookin like Dexter 😈. This a collaboration. Team work makes the dream work. In the words of Jadakiss “if the world was sucker free it just be me and my friends left”.

SAN DIEGO STATE vs FURMAN u63 1H

Furman is basically playing west coast Virginia after having just played Virginia Virginia. The total of that game in the first half was 59 and Virginia scored 32 of that. San Diego state is even worse at offense than Virginia but they’re about equal on defense. I think this cruises under in the first half.

DUKE -3.5 vs TENNESSEE

Steph Curry’s mom 👀

The McDevvy mortal lock of the year. It’s Rick Barnes in a tournament I mean what are we even talking about. This should be the easiest pick of the day. Fun fact: Jon Scheyer only has one eye or can only see out of one eye. I think he was playing in either the D-League or in Europe and he got poked and had to medically retire bc my boy was blind. Terrible. Tennessee is garbage and their best player is out. Easy Duke cover.

KANSAS -4.5 vs ARKANSAS

Get well soon coach

The battle of how to pronounce “-kansas”. What a duel we’re in store for. Also, another Saturday another day where I will bet on kansas. I can’t quit them. Arkansas is insanely talented and Muss is a great coach in the tournament. Kansas is more insanely talented and Billy Self is the best coach in this tournament. This gonna be a good game but expect Rock Chalk to cover off of free throws at the end. 

THE DR. XANDERSON ROLFE PARLAY

Remember I am captain America and iron man they are both combined to be Thor

BAMA 1H -4.5 vs MARYLAND

BMilly going for 25&11 today. This is a shooters gym and he’ll get right. How do I know this you ask? I played in the BJCC in high school. Don’t put me on a pedestal or anything it’s not a big deal but at the same time I got an inside scoop so that’s neat. Maryland back door covers to only lose by 7. Tide rolls convincingly but Maryland gets a few garbage time buckets.

HOUSTON 1H -2.5 vs auburn

This seems quite low and also Sasser is saying he’s playing. Cougars have been the favorite all season for a reason. Need the bama fans to pack out the BJCC early and boo auburn the whole game. Cougs easy.

PRINCETON +6.5 vs MIZZOU

Let’s get weird/Mizzou is not that good, they play no defense and they don’t shoot great. Princeton should be able to hang around.