Welcome to playoffs friends. Today we get to watch some big games w good qb’s. We also get to eat wings and pizza and hibachi which is all I can think ab rn because I’m doing intermittent fasting and I’m so hungry. Got kinda fat in December so gotta lose the baby fat I put on at 27. Can’t wait to eat. We’re a few games in already we’ve had some bangers.

Houston dog walking the most overrated player and coach in the history of the nfl was fun to watch. Same with Lamar and the King smacking DangeRuss last night. We got some more heat today too. Let’s get into it😈

BILLS -7.5 vs BRONCOS

This is as close to a personal life rivalry as you can get. Josh Allen and Amari Cooper vs Sean Peyton and Bo Nix. Two men so vile even the saints and Auburn didn’t want them anymore. Meanwhile Amari Cooper rapped at ATO one time and Josh Allen is just the man. Easy pick here. Let’s circle some wagons.

PHILLY GREEN BAY o45.5

Josh Jacobs Jalen Hurts and Smitty are going to all score multiple touchdowns. Idk what the return on a sgp would be for that but I think probably large. It’s warmer in Philly than it was in Baltimore yesterday which should mean over weather and I think these defenses are worse than bmore and Pittsburgh. Should cruise over.

COMMIES +3 vs TAMPA

*play Many Men* This is the biggest want to pick of the day. The other games I feel legit good about but this one I really don’t know. I just want the commies to win a playoff game bc it would be fun in DC if that happened and the ravens were also rolling. Dang ravens commanders soupy would be sick. Just imagine. Let’s have a good one folks.