Every now and then you look around and think “wow. I am exactly where I need to be”. Well that’s me today. I’m out here learning about storage and what not in fabulous Las Vegas. J chilling in the MGM Sportsbook waiting on the next speaker session to start. CEO of UHaul no big deal. In the mean time tho I’m just looking at lines. The very definition of being in the lab. I’m like Alan from the hangover with the numbers around my head. Can’t wait to watch this game in this very spot later on today. In the words of Future:

Every morning in Africa a gazelle wakes up. Every morning in Africa a lion wakes up. The gazelle knows that he must run faster than the lion in order to survive. The lion knows he must run faster than the gazelle so he can survive. The question everyday is, why are you running? Are you running to something, or are you running from something? This a good thing to think about from time to time. BUT. Now is not one of those times because there’s a poacher in the Sahara today.

Idc that Travis Kelce may not play. The Chiefs still have the greatest player in the history of the league on their team who just won an MVP and a Super Bowl like 6ish months ago. I think I could play receiver for the chiefs and we would still be nasty. People forget I’m a redzone threat but this isn’t about me. This is about the poacher, project Pat. Chiefs over lions easy. I love Dan Campbell and JG, but -4.5 is a sucker line. They’re begging you to pick the lions. Not so fast. Chiefs win by 2 tudders. While we’re at it tho, bet the over. Maybe this will be like the rams chiefs game from a few years ago where Goff and Mahomes put up crazy numbies. Chiefs -4.5 and the over. Let’s get funky. We’ll see you on Saturday for some more locks.