Possibly most bittersweet day of my life. Yes college football is back, but we lost Jimmy Buffett. A true legend of the game gone too soon. All the guy did was make songs to listen to at the beach whilst drinking umbrella drinks. Hard not to get on board with that. And he grew up in Alabama. We gonna pay tribute to that today. Moment of silence.
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We also got real college football today. The Tide plays. I couldn’t sleep last night. I just sat here thinking ab what I’m gonna do if the first play of the game the O-Line has a 5 for 1 pancake special and they put all their assignments on the ground. LEST WE FORGET. There are other games. UMass vs Aubuns, the battle of Carolina supremacy, the pony express. After using week 0 as a warmup week, we got confidence in what we’re picking today. Grab a yellowhammer, eat some bbq, take a trip to Mozynbique, cash in your Milticket. Gonna be a great day.
MARGARITAVILLE C-USA PLAY OF THE DAY
UTSA -1.5 vs HOUSTON
Sorry coach Dana. Word on the street is your team is gonna be cheeks this year. I hope it’s not the case but who am I to go against the people. Also we’re picking the roadrunners every chance we get. Sick mascot. Line opened at -0.5 and is now at -1.5. Keep the momentum going. Roadrunners by 3.
FINS TO THE LEFT, FINS TO THE RIGHT, AND YOU’RE THE ONLY BIG 12 PICK IN TOWN
TEXAS TECH -14 vs WYOMING
Shoutout to Tom Fornelli. He said this would be a blowout and I trust him. If this doesn’t hit I’m unsubscribing from Cover 3 😱. Sorry Josh Allen.
STARS FELL ON ALABAMA – JIMMYS VERSION
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BAMA -39.5 vs MTSU
Do I really need to justify this pick? Best OLine in the country, best defense in the country, a stable of 5 star running backs, the Milticket ©️, the greatest coach of all time. This easy. Bama in a blowout. Tell the longhorns get ready. Not my fault they the next man on the schedule.
THE XANDERSON BRUEEOHDNEIEL and FRIENDS “CHEESEBURGER IN PARLAYDISE” PLAY OF THE DAY
XANDER PICK: WASHINGTON -14.5 vs BOISE
The lettuce and tomato on the burger. No reason given. Just a vibes pick.
BOSSROLFE PICK: SOUTH CAROLINA +2.5
“Man Cocks ML is staring me in the face”. We talked him into 2.5. Love the aggression from Bossrolfe to start the season tho. Heinz 57 and French Fried potato’s.
DR. CARV PICK: SMU -20.5
🐎🚂. ENOUGH SAID. BIG KOSHER PICKLE AND A DRAFT COLD BEER.
LETS GET IT😈🚬🍺🐘‼️‼️‼️