An extended hiatus but the doc is back in. In my time away I studied the board (and the blade) (I’ve just been playing COD) and I feel like we got nothing but winners here today. Can’t stop watching alabama hype videos. Gonna drink some preworkout and just sit here watching the 2015 alabama lsu game highlights all afternoon until I put the Uga game on the little tv (I have 2 TV’s not a flex just a fact). Finding my zyn spot right now by listening to American Beauty all the way through to start the day then snagging an Italian sub in honor of famed football announcer Mike Tirico as well as noted pervert Max Homa. Rtr. Let’s get funky.

UT +9.5 vs UGA

Tennessee can score that thang. UGA got a good defense but comparable to Bama’s imo. Tennessee not gonna ping much and Stetson Beezy’s arm won’t be enough to keep UGA in the game. Think UT wins a close one but at the very least beats 9.5. God I hate these teams and schools.

KANSAS STATE +2.5 vs TEXAS

The other UT is on my shit list right now. After embarrassing Oklahoma and playing the tide very tight they inexplicably lost one they really shouldn’t have a couple weeks ago but I can’t remember to whom. Meanwhile Kansas state beat Oklahoma state 100-0 last weekend. I feel like a square making this bet but I hate it so much I think it’s the best bet of the day.

BAMA -13.5 vs LSWHO???

“So I want everybody to think here for a second. How much does this game mean to you? ‘Cause it if means something to you, you can’t stand still. You understand? You play fast. You play strong. You go out there and dominate the man you’re playing against and you make his ass quit. That’s our trademark. That’s our M.O. as a team. That’s what people know us as.” – Saint Nick. Get your piss hot folks. Tide will roll.

THE ANDERSON BRUEHL “I’M ACTUALLY NOT BETTING THIS WEEKEND BC I HAVENT WON A BET IN 6 WEEKS” PARLAY

TCU -9.5 vs TEXAS TECH

Sonny Dykes seems sick. Gotta pick him over whoever TTU’s coach is.

KANSAS vs OKLAHOMA STATE o63.5

Double nickel (rip) and a team that will contribute some points. Let’s eat.

SOUTH CAROLINA -6.5 vs VANDY

One of Vandy’s coaches came out and supported Kanye’s comments this week. Picking South Carolina bc apparently Vandy got some dumbass coaches.