Auburn basketball having to turn around a plane because of players fighting on the plane is one of the funnier stories to come out in recent memory. I wonder if they were gambling on the plane and they started fighting and Bruce Pearl was like “oh no stop guys“. Makes you think. Ok enough about that.
Huge day of college football today. Do or die game for the Tide today. Do or die game for the Rebs today. Live tiger mascot in Baton Rouge. Live elephant mascot in Baton Rouge. Livvy Dunne on gameday. Also, RIP Ben. We will miss you king. Moment of silence please
Thank you. Get the mf purge sirens rolling baby. It’s gameday. Boots and jeans. Shower. Shower beer. Boots and jeans. Celsius. That’s why we’re going to be champions today. Let the beat drop.
UGA -1.5 @ OLE MISS
Until Lane Kiffin wins a big game I will not be betting on him in big games. This is a rat line and they’re trying to convince you to bet on Lane Kiffin since he’s a home dawg. Please refer back to point #1. He is not going to win his first big game against Kirby Smart. I’m sorry to my Ole Miss fans but such is life.
TULANE -27 vs TEMPLE
This is kind of a humongous spread not going to lie but my guy Jon Sumrall is going to make this happen for us today. Coolest dude in college football possibly and he’s gonna have the Green Wave rolling. Also Temple is in Philly so they’re probably still trying to find some way to import 300k ballots for Kamala. Not to get political tho sorry.
UTAH +3 vs BYU
Hey Siri, play “Holy War” by Rainbow Kitten Surprise. That’s what we got here folks. One of the better rivalries in CFB and we get it this weekend at like 10:20 in the PAC-12 after dark slot. Going to be a fun one. Why lie, I just want BYU to lose that’s why I’m picking Utah. And I like Red.
BAMA -2.5 vs LSU
Nussmeier over 3.5 picks, KLaw over 1.5 touchdowns. Livvy Dunne and Paul Skenes break up bc we beat them so bad. Also Brian Kelly killed a kid. People forget that. Tide will roll baby. Milly on Da Keepa 1st touchdown.
XANDERSON
We’re running back some of our unaccomplished previous guest pickers, so today, please welcome back the co-owner of the intramural report, Coach Nini
DOC: INDIANA 14.5 vs MICHIGAN
Coach Cig has turned this team into an ATM.
DERS: VANDY +6 vs SCar
Hopefully Diego Pavia won’t be distracted by his lawsuit against the NCAA.
COACH: COLORADO -4.5 vs TEXAS TECH
Last time we bet against Texas Tech it was a 9.5 spread and they beat north Texas 66-14. Hopefully that doesn’t happen again.
Bonus Basketball pick:
HOUSTON -5.5 vs Auburn
Their players literally fought eachother on the plane!! I get fighting, but not at cruising altitude! You can’t trust that team!