I think it’s week 13 which is big sad. Once we get to next weekend all we have left is army navy, conference championships, and then bowl games. Not to be a bummer bc what I’m trying to say is it’s time to really lock in. Luckily for us, we’re past fun Fall and into gross Fall. There’s no pumpkin patch visits, not really any weddings going on, it just kinda lowkey sucks to be outside (at least in the dmv) which means that it’s officially football weather. It’s officially boots and jeans on in the shower then boots and jeans on out the shower weather. Just ask Jameis. It’s a blessing to see this type of a thing.
Went and saw the new gladiator last night. It was SICK. We had baboons eating people, sharks eating people, I don’t think there were any other animals eating people but there was also a rhino in it. It was sick. Great guys being dudes movie. Strength and Honor. Let’s get funky. Just remembered I gotta make a ham today. Damn.
OHIO STATE -10.5 vs IU
This is sadly a math play. The line moved from 9.5 to 10.5 and the money spread is honestly pretty even for this game. They’re trying to talk more people into taking IU by making it a double digit spread. I hate it, but this is a system play. We still respect Coach Cig and IU here. I hope they win if Ohio state doesn’t cover. Seeing Ryan Day on gameday talking ab Seth McGlaughlin and Caleb Downs makes me want to throw up. I might cash out and reverse this bet. You can’t go wrong either way you pick this one.
UCF -3 vs WVU
West Virginia’s defense is TERRIBLE. KJ Jefferson, yes that KJ Jefferson the same one from Arkansas, should be able to put up a lot of points on WVU and sadly crush my WVU o6.5 wins bet.
KANSAS +3 vs COLORADO
Jayhawk nation. The hopes of college football is completely in your hands. PLEASE beat Colorado. Please prove me and Lyles right that Kansas is lowkey a great football team. Jalon Daniels, you gotta be great today. Evan Neal, you gotta be great today. Let’s make a difference and take down Coach Prime and the 2 most overrated players in the country.
XANDERSON
We won last week, so we’re running it back as just the dynamic duo of doc and Ders. We each get our own pick and we handshake on a third. What could go wrong? Nothing just like last week👍
FL +12 vs OLE MISS
I am really sorry to my Ole Miss friends. We’re not doing this on purpose y’all just keep getting on the other side of terrible lines. Idk what to tell you. It’s not personal it’s just business.
WISCONSIN +1 vs NEBRASKA
Nebraska stinks and Wisconsin looks semi competent. All they gotta do is win. 50/50 shot fr.
BAMA -14 vs OKLAHOMA
WTF IS A SOONER??? Also Oklahoma just kinda doesn’t have a quarterback that isn’t terrible (watch us get shredded now) so we’ll probably get a handful of turnovers and then offense just gotta capitalize. Easy formula.