Another weekend, another wedding. We’re starting to see a theme here. This weekend I get to be a groomsman for my man DDDD aka Garebear. Should be electric. We’ve got a grooms parlay in here today as well as the Xanderson Brûūel parlay. Then the meat and potatoes with the docs locks ™️. Biggest lock of the day is Miss Doc’s Locks -110 to not catch a bouquet (pls). Lots of action today so let’s get into it.

OLE MISS -6.5 VS KENTUCKY

Best offensive coach in the country vs probably best defensive coach in the country. Going to be an awesome matchup. The rules favor the offense and ties go to the runner. Jacxxxxon Dart and the Lane Train keep it rolling and Ole Miss jumps into the top 10 after beating UK by ~14.

OK STATE mL VS BAYLOR

I HATE baylor. I think they’re super overrated. Ok State actually plays defense now as well as have a great offense. Not a huge Dave Arranda guy either. Super super bald people kinda rub me the wrong way. I’d be shocked if Oklahoma state doesn’t blow baylor out forreal. Go pokes.

LSU -7.5 VS ARBURB

The yellow tigers beat the orange tigers. Auburn is the worst team in P5. LSU buries them. This is elite that auburn sucks this bad.

NC STATE mL & +6.5 VS CLEMPZIN

Back the pack. DJ U still trash. Clemson is a terrible team ATS and Nc State has an elite elite elite defense with a more than serviceable offense. I think they for sure cover and also really like their chances to win. A wolf doesn’t concern itself with the thoughts of the sheep. Don’t be a sheep.

DONKEY DAFFRON + XANDERSON BRÜÜL PARLAY OF THE DAY

WAKE +6.5 vs FSU

Sam Hartman. He’s handsome. Lock this up.

BAMA -16.5 vs ARKANSAS

Wtf is a razorback. Lock this up.

TAMU +3.5 vs MISS STATE

I got nothing nice to say about either of these teams but Ders told me they were nice. Whatever.