Every now and then a weekend comes along where it seems like the world sits still. People forget about whatever issues they have going on, elections coming up, whatever inflation is, and things like that and the eyes of the planet are all focused on one thing. This is the first weekend we have like this and everyone just has one thing they want to know: how hilariously bad is this Auburn Oklahoma game going to be today? I cannot wait to watch the Boogs struggle in a 3-2 loss today and then see “war eagle anyway” all over Twitter. Going to be awesome. Also we have a clash of titans today. I’m so damn excited. Rumors are out there we’re gonna have a live elephant on the field 👀. Boots and jeans -> on. Shower -> in. Boots and jeans -> on. Time to get the purge sirens going baby LFG‼️
TULANE -4.5 vs USF
USF gave Bama everything they had and now they suck. A tale as old as time. Also, picture this. The year is 2032. Head Coach Dale Madison has just won his first national championship at Tulane. Dr Carv turns off his Xbox. Roll Wave baby.
OKLAHOMA VS URBARN u44.5
Golly these teams are atrocious. Also not fun bad. Just bad bad. Terrible QB’s and not the world’s worst defenses. This one cruises under. Score prediction 3-2 Oklahoma.
THE XANDERSON
Alright folks. Here we go. The moment you’ve all been waiting for. This weeks guest picker is: COACH NICK SABAN. When we asked him to join, this was his response:
He agrees with all our picks today. We have our first winner of the season baby let’s go.
DERS: OU +1
DOC: TEXAS -38 vs MS State
Sorry Tipton
COACH SABAN: BAMA mL
Yeah yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaah‼️ This is the game of the season. No bigger regular season tilt than this. Coach DeBoer is ready to rock and roll. Jalen Milroe is gonna win the Heisman. Ryan Williams is only 17. Defense is locked in.
YOU THOUGHT WE WEREN’T GETTING HYPE⁉️ WRONG‼️ DEBOER MAY SEEM LIKE HE A NICE GUY BUT HE REALLY A PSYCHO. THIS MAN GRINDS. HE WATCHES TAPE. HE STUDIES WAR STRATEGY. HE INVENTED THE RPO. THERE IS NOTHING HE CANT DO INCLUDING SMACKING AROUND KIRBY WHO IS NAMED FOR A MF WHO IS PINK AND LITERALLY SUCKS‼️ WE RYDE WITH SENSEI DEBOER. GO TEACH THE BULLDOGS TO BEHAVE‼️