This got here really quick. I can’t believe we’re over the hump of this college football season. It’s like it’s Wednesday except instead of looking forward to the weekend, I’m getting sad thinking about it. But a thing isn’t beautiful because it lasts. And also, it’s Rocktober 😈😈😈. Best month of the year and it’s not close. Getting into spook spook season and getting into some intense cfb games. We got some bangers today in a loaded slate. For example, Temple North Texas, GA Southern JMU, UNLV NEVADA. Some great games on today. Before then though I gotta work out because I took my preworkout about 20 mins ago and I’m starting to tingle. If it means something to you, you can’t sit still and buddy I cannot sit still right now. I’m feeling pretty good about the picks today. I had bad luck last week and then last night I accidentally ordered pickup from the wrong restaurant. Bad look but also the breaks have gotta start going my way soon. Let’s get it. I hope some rando enjoyed some chicken fingers last night.

BAMA -19.5 vs ARKANSAS

I like the Tide to cover today. They’ll probably come out and start slow, and then before you know it it’ll be 24-0. Arkansas will end up scoring a touchdown and getting 2 field goals. Final score 38-13. Tide Rolls. Happy Homecoming.

FLORIDA mL +105 vs SCar

I have no rationale for this pick. In the words of espn I’m just feeling the vibe 😎. South Carolina is a really weird team this year, at least I feel like we kinda know what Florida is. Just an overwhelmingly average football team. I think they steal one today.

KANSAS -3 vs OK State

Double nickel in action today. Oklahoma state is really bad. Kansas puts up points on anyone and everyone. I like the Jayhawks in a road blowout today. ROCK CHALK. Shoutout Leonardo.

XANDERSON PARLAY

Another week another opportunity to be great. We thought about this all week. After Colorado let us down in week 6, we’re back with a vengeance. We’re going back to the millworks roots today. Ladies and gentlemen, we got him:

BRIGGS: WASHINGTON -3.5

UDub gets a dub. Bo Nix too busy being a father of 3 to focus on his film this week. How many years of eligibility does he have damn.

DERS: UT -3

Still not convinced he’s not a sleeper cell undercover UT fan that’s been sent into sabotage the university of alabama. But we’ll agree with him on UT to cover against aTm this week. Joe Milton time.

DOC: UNC -2.5 vs MIAMI

I like Cristobal but he legitimately might be the worst coach of all time. What in the world were they doing last weekend. I will bet against Miami every weekend the rest of the season. Clowns. Also Drake Maye. This wins easy.