Early reports out of Tuscaloosa are that Bama is winning the bye week. I’m heading there now for a wedding so hopefully I can confirm shortly. The Halloween weekend wedding bc it’s Nick Saban’s bday and always our bye week is a true gump tradition. Another tradition is me putting myself in terrible travel situations. BWI -> BHM today, BHM -> BWI tmo early early (earlier than today and my flight is at 845 eastern today). That being said, it’s still Saturday. We still got some football. Far be it (is that how you type that) for me to tell you how to spend a Saturday, but we got like 4 ranked matchups today. And they all hit. Get your jeans and boots on. Hop in the shower. Put on your boots and jeans. It’s gameday and we just get to vibe 😎.
OU vs KU o66.5
Sadly the double nickel has probably died. BUT Kansas still puts up a lot of points and Oklahoma’s offense is still better than bad. I like this game to be 38-35 with a last minute Kansas field goal. Jaylen Daniels roots the Jayhawks onto a win as his backup balls out today. Leipold to Michigan??
UTAH +6.5 vs OREGON
If there are 100 people who will root against Bo Nix I’m amongst them. If there are 10 people I’m amongst them. If there is one person…I’m him 👹. Hating can be exhausting but when it hits oooooh buddy does it hit. Not much better than seeing people you don’t like fail. Also Utah is sick and Whittingham is a top 5 coach in the country. Need the pig farming qb to expose Bo today.
UNC -11.5 vs GA Tech
Bounce back game for the Heels today. I think they show why they’re 7-1 and have a good one today. Ga Tech has lost some rlly bad games this year and truthfully should only have 2 wins but Mario Cristobal is too big brain to just kneel the football. The curse of extreme genius. UNC sends the yellow jackets to a watery grave today.
XANDERSON PARLAY
Live from The Shire, We got T Grizzly in the house today. The original wager Wizard and original reason why this site exists for me. Kinda wild when you think ab it like that. Lots of free play being issued for this feature.
TGREEN: MIAMI -18.5 vs UVA
No reason given and it took us a little while to get it out of him. Originally it was UGA and then outta nowhere it was all about the U. Forget the bad things I said about Cristobal earlier. Big letdown game for UVA. They are “Bad Bad”. If this loses then it’s back to cruise jail.
DERS: UT -3.5 vs UK
Bounce back game for UT today. It seems that our only real logic in these picks is bounce back game. But I agree. UK is awful and Tennessee can’t play worse than they did in the 2nd half last week even tho that was the Bama Factor ™️. Vols win by 10+
DOC: OREGON STATE -3.5 vs ARIZONA
I was playing red dead last night and I got a perfect beaver pelt. Made me think that this pick is for sure hitting. Also it’s Halloween weekend and an orange and black school is not going to not cover. Arizona is hot but Oregon State has been consistently good all year. DJ U gotta win this game or DJ U need to go back to playing baseball. Oregon State by a touchdown.