DOC’S LOCKS: WILD CARD SUNDAY

January 15, 2023

Danny Dimes and Eli playing flip cup with Ocean Avenue playing in the background was a huge come up for boring white southern school fraternity guys in the nfl. Pour one out for Geno. He did all he could and it wasn’t even close to enough. Hopefully we see him again but who knows. Shoutout the jags for taking down the most overrated team and player in the history of the nfl. Bama basketball, ooooooooh buddy. That boy Brandon Miller nice. Bout to get up and whip up a nice breakfast burrito to celebrate being positive (made about a dollar) yesterday. Gonna try and hit the gym (don’t put me on a pedestal or anything) this AM too before possibly hitting the best sports bar in the world this afternoon aka the green turtle. You pay $20 for an appetizer when you get there and then it’s $0.05 beers the rest of the day. That’s 🅱️razy. Happy Sunday, say your prayers, enjoy da foozeball.

BILLS vs DOLPHINS u44.5

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Tua not playing and the bills will probably win by like 20. Only thing with that is that the dolphins won’t score any points. Skyler Thompson in the playoffs is big time Sunday scaries. That team gonna get smacked and the bills won’t beat them by 45 so the under will cruise. Need Tua back next year so bad.

NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS mL vs VIKES

X Man

Xavier McKinney got on a shiesty for the plane ride. Landon Collins got a pick 6 a couple weeks ago. Danny Dimes playing the best football of his life. Also the Vikings are gonna be in a stand-alone game. That spells disaster for Kirk Cousins. JJetta might have a good game but Kirk gonna be tossing interceptions like it’s Halloween and he got a emptied bag of starbursts on his front porch. Cue ball Daboll gonna make a statement win to cement coach of the year. G Unit gets it done.

BENGALS -8.5 vs RAVENS

This shit was insane and then I’m pretty sure this dude went to prison for moving crazy weight?

Is Anthony Brown starting for the Ravens again? Huntley is apparently a gametime decision and tbh idk if he’s better or worse than Brown. As good as Marlon, Kyle Hamilton, and Roquan have been in leading that ravens defense, they not ready for Joe Burrow. Think we looking at like a 330 yard 3 touchdown performance from the man. Jamarr probably with a couple tudders and maybe one for Huggins. Big cover from the bengals probably and unfortunately we gonna have to watch these dudes griddy all over the field.