It has been a whirlwind week here at the intramural report. From the goat retiring to us being the first to break the news about DeBoer. We’re exhausted. A Nick Saban tribute piece is coming. But it’s time to put on for the fans. This one’s dedicated to all you out there. The 23-29 year old washed up college guys. We’re here to be your voice and that’s what we’re doing today. Game kicks in 20 mins so gonna jump right into it but man I am mentally exhausted so be warned. Had my heart broke into a million pieces on Wednesday, went straight into a grad school class, we hired a new coach, I wrote 10 pages for said class, and I’ve been doing wedding stuff all day today. Bama also won a press conference today.

When I tell you I need the break on Monday I’m not kidding. Shoutout MLK Jr. Legend of a man. Be sure you think about Dr King come Monday and be thankful for the man.

TEXANS +2 vs BROWNS

Call it a week for the young guns. Fresh blood in TTown. Fresh blood in Houston. A skeleton with a howitzer attached to his shoulder in Cleveland. I’m taking DeMeco and Stroud for no reason other than vibes. Cleveland can’t have nice things and that’s not starting now.

MIAMI vs KC o43.5

Yeah yeah yeah so what it’s gonna be a little nippy in KC. Cold is cold. At a certain point you’re just as cold as you would be if it was 20 degrees outside (writers note I have never been in weather below 10 degrees bc I am softer than pilsbury and am always freezing). KC’s defense is abhorrent and Miami’s isn’t great. These offenses gonna be going crazy crazy in the cold. Tua shiesty? Cbtm.

BAMA mL vs Ms State

Sorry Tipton. I still don’t know what a bulldog is. If you think we’re losing this game idk what to tell you. Wrightsell making 16 3’s tonight and Mississippi state not gonna score more than 65 points. Book it. Nate Oats, My Cousin Vinny.