I always think these lists are silly but may as well put one together. I don’t wanna put a number on how many guys we’re gonna squeeze in here but this list will probably be airtight and I will stop when I can’t think of anymore men to get in. Bear with me as this may seem a little jumbled. Sorry if the gifs are in hyper speed. Using airplane wifi like a schmuck to publish this. Addicted to the grind.
1. Najee Harris
Bama guy also good af and Mike Tomlin loves him. Lets ryde
2. Jonathan Taylor
Prolly most boring guy in the nfl but good at fantasy
3. The King
He won a heisman and went to Bama. Debate the wall.
4. CMC
Glass bones and paper ligaments but will put up 80 points through the first 3 games before he tears his tibia and has to amputate a finger
5. Cooper Kupp
I still can’t believe I lost a bet on this man bc he didn’t thank God first when he won super bowl mvp. Still solid in fantasy
6. Davonte Adams
Vegas gonna be rlly good this year. He’s gonna have an insane year
7. Nick “full” Chubb
Browns gonna have to be run run runnin that ball thanks to Diddler Deshaun
8. Dalvin Cook
A little drop in production this year bc I think he’ll miss probably 4 games but still a great late first round pick
9. Justin Jefferson
If Kirk Cousins wasn’t a worse quarterback than Jacob Carrol (that’s niche) then he’d probably be WR1 fr
10. Devonta Smith
He won a heisman and went to Bama. Debate the wall.
11. Kyle Pitts
I fr think he’s the worst player in the league but everyone keeps ranking him high this year so I’ll ryde
12. Austin Ekeler
Gotta get a west coast rb in here to keep my street cred up
13. Joe Mixon
Hits the hole hard. Real 3 yards and a cloud of dust guy
14. JuJu
He got Kermit tossing him Miss Pigskins this year. Big year to not have a refrigerator as his quarterback like he has his entire career so far
15. Waddle/Tyreek Hill
Expect us. Tua most accurate qb who has ever lived
16. Wan’Dale Robinson
Sick name and he on ESPN rn
17. De’Andre Swift
Have you been watching hard knocks? This easy
18. Stefon Diggs
Elite QB and best WR on his team by a long shot.
19. Jamarr Chase
Bungles take a step back this year and Joey B can’t sling it to him as easy as he could + Tee Higgins gets more targets
20. Deebo
Think he may actually should’ve been #1 but I just remembered him at #20
21. Saquon
He’s gotta still be kinda good somehow
22. Jerry Jeudy
Bama. Comeback player of the year
23. Kamara
Is he gonna be able to play? Didn’t he beat the bejesus out of someone at the pro bowl? If he plays then yes
24. Josh Allen
Tall, looks good in shorts, big hands, rocket arm, is fun to watch bc he seems like a cool dude and every now and then makes a complete Jimbo play
25. Travis Kelce
He’ll be solid but not a game breaker
26. Rams defense
Aaron Donald + Jalen Ramsey + Dick Buttkiss + Jim Thorpe
27. Julio
My king of fantasy football. Not a year goes by where he’s not on my team
28. Aaron Rodgers
Loves hallucinogenics but hates vaccines. A real free thinker that can break coverages down like no one else.
29. Tua
Expect us.
30. Aaron Jones
I literally don’t know any other packers skill players besides AJ Dillon ergo Aaron Jones will have a big year
31. Travis Etienne
Don’t sleep on a jag bc they will eat you in your sleep if you do just ask Coach Nini
32. CeeDee Lamb
CeeDeez
33. Jameis Winston
Jaboo always gon ball
34. Mark Ingram
He won a heisman and went to Bama. Debate the wall.
35. Trent Richardson
Future Hall of Famer
36. Marcus Mariota
Gotta click at some point
this top notch