Madness. Bedlam. Anarchy. Chaos. College Basketball.

March 13, 2021

It’s the most wonderful time of the year. The flowers are beginning to bloom. The birds are chirping. The bears are coming out of hibernation. People are blasting music with their windows down outside my apartment at 7:30 AM on a Saturday again. Conference tournaments are rolling as is the tide and every student at the Grand Canyon University basketball games. What a time to be alive. It’s been a while since I’ve written anything but I just wanted to say hello and wish everyone good luck this weekend and the next. Me and Coach NiNi have something coming out soon that we’re really excited about and hope y’all enjoy it. For old times sake I’m gonna give out my card and I really hope that what always happens on here when I give out picks (they all lose) doesn’t happen today. And here. We. Go.

The Aussie Card:

  • Bama -4.5
  • Under 139.5 Bama UT
  • Under 144 Ohio State Michigan
  • Under 143 Cincinnati Wichita
  • Under 155 Iowa illinois
  • Under 162.5 LSU Arkansas
  • Arkansas -3.5
  • Under 130.5 Iona Fairfield
  • Under 132.5 Memphis Houston
  • Oklahoma State +2.5
  • Under 147.5 Ga Tech FSU
  • Grand Canyon +2.5

Message to the haters: If you’re in a hole right now don’t worry. I’m jumping in it with you and I know the way out. Get the purge sirens rolling and let’s get funky. Spaghetti and meatballs. Roll Tide.