Happy Friday to all those who celebrate. I’m feeling inspired to help you bankrupt your guy this week and we get that started today. Should I be writing this blog rn? Ehhhh idk ab that one Jim. Am I gonna roll the dice? What’s the point of this website if not to do that? Today we got a play at every time slot to keep you entertained and give you something to care ab other than the clock hitting 5 o’clock. Spaghetti and meatballs baby. Let’s get funky

12 O’Clock Lock

BUTLER +7.5 VS PROVIDENCE

Providence will win this game do not get it twisted (unless they lose) but they don’t have the ability to blow anyone out. Every one of their games they grind and grind and grind and just hope they have a slight lead with under a minute left. They essentially run the old last call at the bar 2 minute drill night in and night out and they’ve ridden that to a Big East title which is awesome. It’s gonna be tight but we ride with Butler bc I don’t think providence can make enough free throws here. Take the points with the Bulldogs. They doin this for Gordon.

3 O’CLOCK LOCK

WVU +10 vs KANSAS

Huggins usually can steal one from Self every year (Self usually will give one away to Huggy every year is how that should read). Kansas blew out WVU in their first matchup, won by 13 in the second matchup, and then here the lines already moved 1.5 points in Kansas’s favor. I’m not super confident in this pick because Kansas is one of my futures picks to win the natty. I do like WVU here tho. They won a close ish game vs K St yesterday and I think they can ride that momentum into keeping this one within 10. Cross your fingers Huggy and Self keep up the gentlemen’s agreement here. alternate pick for this time slot is Arizona -16. They’re sick and Stanford sucks.

5:30 O’CLOCK LOCK

WYOMING -0.5 VS UNLV

Shoutout John Isaac. People love Wyoming and I haven’t watched them play but I’m not playing basketball I’m playing gambling and Josh Allen looks good in shorts.

8:30 O’Clock Lock

BAMA -5.5 vs VANDY

Lord hear our prayer.

What’s that? You have insomnia? You’re undefeated and it’s 10:30 and you don’t wanna go to bed? *maniacal laugh* fine. PAC-12 after dark.

11:30 O’Clock Lock

USC -6.5 vs UW

You spicy if you up this late. Isiah Mobley is having an incredible season and USC’s guards don’t suck. UW is on their 7th coach in 4 seasons I’m p sure. Lock it in. Andy Enfield of FGCU fame gets it done and closes us out undefeated and sleepy at 1:30 in the morning. Bill Walton will be electric. Put on some Brown Eyed Women and go into the night young one. We’ll be back tomorrow. Happy Friday.