Last day best day as they say. You only have one more chance to enter 2022 on a winning streak so don’t miss out on that. Also, Alabama plays today 😈. Instead of happy music for the ball drop it’s just purge sirens all day. As noted country fella Matt Bell would say “if you don’t have a hitch in your giddy up for the tide…we’ll then that ain’t no way I wanna live”. Truer words have never been spoken. There’s also other games today. There’s also a lot to do today. Can’t wait to go see my favorite band in concert tonight. Oh wait what? The concert is cancelled Bc of coronavirus? Honestly, good. More time to focus on the Tide.

LOX

WAKE -17.5 vs RUTGAS

Phillip Burke said he wanted Wake in this game so we gotta roll with that. This is probably the most public pick the intramural report has ever put out and I ~hate~ it. If this loses blame Phil not me.

SUN BOWL UNDER 57.5

We should be watching Big Cat parachute into a bowl in Arizona today and instead we have to watch the Sun bowl. That sucks. This bowl about to enjoy some karma.

DOM PERIGNON PARLAY

I think I like this one. Get the Dom on ice. Pop it after the parlay hits or at midnight or bofa dem if you please. We like to fade the public here at the IM Report so I’d like to be the first to say, I hope 2022 is worse than 2021. When they zig we zag I’m sorry I don’t make the rules.

UGA MICHIGAN UNDER or UGA -7.5

Stetson Bennett still starting for the dawgs? Can you name one offensive player on Michigan? This one cruises under. If you want a lean then take UGA -7.5. Both of these will hit it’s just your preference on if you’re an under guy or a points guy.

BAMA -14 VS CINCY

Depending on where you bet this could be 13.5 but it doesn’t matter. Three words for you. Tide will roll. Bama team total going over, Bama first half? Yes pls and thank you. Bama any which way. Put a mortgage on it. Tide on top. As Traeshon Holden said “I’m sorry in advance”. Gonna be ugly.